Halloween is going to be in about two weeks from now, if you all know. Anyways, here's part 3 of my project! Enjoy! Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this part.
Digimon belongs to Saban and Bandai.
Monster House belongs to Sony.
Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to Warner Bros. and 4KIDS.
Viva Pinata belongs Rareware and 4KIDS.
Pandalian belongs to Nelvana.
Gremlins belongs to Warner Bros.
The very next morning, Chowder and our heroes are still staying at DJ's house after running away from Nevercracker's house which has turned into a snarling monster last night. Elizabeth was sleeping on the couch downstairs until she has woken up after hearing the door bell on the front door.
Elizabeth(waking up very annoyed): Bones? (getting up and getting her hair done)Coming! Don't even think about crawling back!
Elizabeth is surprised but it wasn't Bones she saw after opening the door but a girl with a halloween mask on.
Elizabeth: Oh!
Girl: Boo! Trick-or-treat!
Elizabeth closes the door on the girl but the trick-or-treater pushed on the door bell again prompting Elizabeth to answer her again.
Elizabeth: What?
Girl(smiling in a well behaved way): Good morning, ma'am! You just witnessed a stimulation of what your face will be this evening. Study shows that households that run out of candy are 55% more likely to be TPed. Telpha Birtha's tragedy, I'm selling halloween candy for my school, Westward Press!
The girl pulls a wagon of halloween treats over to her just to wonder if Elizabeth would like to buy some.
Elizabeth: Good school! I got kicked out of there! Now what do you want?
Girl: Just trying to get a head start from life in a secure successfull future.
Elizabeth: You wanna successfull future? (comes closer towards her)When a guy with tattoos comes up to the drive-thru, give him his burger! Not your phone number!
Elizabeth was about to close the door, but the girl stopped her for a second.
Girl: Thankyou for the advice! I'll be sure to make a note of it back to business. Eggs! Shaving cream! Toilet paper! Without candy, I'm afraid your house is a....bullseye without shingles.
Elizabeth: Nice try! It's not my house!
Girl(confused): Babysitter?
Elizabeth(nodding her head): Mhmm!
Girl(sighing): Okay, lets cut the crud! Maybe the parents you worked for left you $40 in an emergency money!
Elizabeth: Maybe they left me 30!
Girl: Maybe you give me 20, I write a receit for 30 and you pocket 10.
Elizabeth: Maybe! And, I want two extra bags of peanut clusters.
Girl: One bag and I'll toss in a licorice whip.
Elizabeth: You're good!
The girl smiles at Elizabeth and meanwhile, at DJ's room upstairs, Chowder, Agumon, Yugi, Franklin, Toby and their friends are looking at the window through the telescope to keep a close eye on the house and they including DJ are tired.
Cool(yawning): What time is it?
Chowder: 8 a. m.! No detectable movement!
DJ: No detectable movement!
DJ gets up and starts to write down what Chowder's been giving him while being a lookout assisitant. Suddenly, Elizabeth enters DJ's room with a box of candy prompting him to gasp just to know he'll get caught.
Elizabeth: Hey, DJ! I brought you some chocolate!
Everybody: Shh!
Tentomon: What is wrong with you? Do you want us to get into trouble like we did yesterday thus last night?
Elizabeth turns DJ's light on to know what the commotion's about but DJ, Chowder and our heroes got up and hurriedly turn it back off.
DJ: Cover blown!?
Yugi: Well, the best thing to do is to check the telescope!
Chowder uncovers his head by pushing his cape off and takes another look at the house from across the street with the telelscope.
Chowder: Oh, no detectable movement!
Paulie: Glad that didn't happen again.
Gizmo: Phew!
Elizabeth(confused): What are you twenty-six weird-ohs up to?
Fergy: Oh, nothing realy! Except that there's something in the house across the that tried to EAT US UP LIKE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!
DJ: Yeah! We've been up watching it! We haven't left this room once! If you wanna go to the bathroom, don't drink that?
Tea: Again, why did we have to use empty plastic bottles to go pee pee in? It's very gross!
Elizabeth(feeling disgusted and puts the bottle back down): Whatever disease you guys have I'm sure it's got letters and it makes pills for it.
Agumon: Look! Right now isn't good time to talk about it, okay? Right now we've got some bigger fish to fry.
Joey: Yeah! Like weird stuff that's been happening at this house across the street.
Toby: The house isn't haunted by ghosts, it's itself!
DJ: It's true! There's something evil going on the street!
Elizabeth: What was excellent is that I'm really happy for you! Anyway, have you twenty-six "astronomers" seen Bones? He left last night unexpectedly and...he never came back!
Agumon: Like Fred Jones from Scooby Doo would say, "looks like we have a mystery to solve"! And we believe that it has something to do with old Nevercracker's house.
Oscar: You've been watching one of those Hanna Barbera shows again, have you?
Agumon: Why, yes, yes I have!
Elizabeth(sighing): Okay, I don't have time for this!
Chowder(walking up to Elizabeth): Listen, Z! I don't know how to tell you this!
DJ: Your boyfriend has slightly been eaten alive!
Congo: Now I know how Pinocchio felt when he got eaten by a whale while searching for his father, Gepetto.
Elizabeth(realizing something): Shary Clawson! I gotta go! Breakfast! Happy Halloween, losers!
Elizabeth gives DJ the box of chocolates for his breakfast as she leaves.
Love: You know, if you want chocolate for breakfast you can't have chocolate bars. Try chocolate chip pancakes and waffles. Now that's breakfast!
Franklin: Oh, I could go for some oatmeal with honey myself!
DJ, Chowder and our heroes got back to work and do some more studies about the house. Chowder looks into the telescope at the house in case of some weird happenings until he sees a leaf which leads to the same girl who came to DJ's house offering Elizabeth the halloween candy.
Chowder: Hello!
DJ: What?!
Gabumon: What's happening, Chowder?!
Chowder: Oh, nothing!
Yami: What are you talking about? It doesn't look like nothing!
DJ: Let me see!
DJ pulls the telescope away from Chowder and takes a look at the girl. He takes his eye off the telescope and begins to fall in love with her after he saw her.
Gomamon: Like I say, love always conquers all!
Love: I was about to say the same thing, Gomamon!
DJ, Agumon, Yugi, Franklin, Toby and their friends take another look at the girl and become shocked that she is going to Nevercracker's house and what she didn't know that it's a monster.
Palmon: Oh, no! She's heading to the house! What are we gonna do?!
Agumon: Hurry! We better prevent her from going there or else she's breakfast!
The two groups rushed down stairs and out the front door ignoring the sound of DJ's phone and Elizabeth while going to rescue the girl.
Elizabeth: DJ, that's your phone!
Tristan: Hey, kid! Don't go over there!
Max: Or most importantly, don't knock on that door!
They stopped which got the girl's attention.
DJ: Don't go any further! C'mere!
Chowder: Yes! Over here!
Patamon: You don't know what's been happening at this place!
Hudson: You'll get sucked in like dust bunny!
Girl(smiling sarcastically): Are you guys mentally challenged?
DJ, Chowder and the Digi Squad are in shock again as they watch the house turning into its monstrous form and is about to eat and attack the girl.
Girl: If you are, I'm satisfied to teach you baseball.
Chowder: DETECTABLE MOVEMENT!
As the girl turns back to the house, she gasps just to know that they were right about the house. She screams and falls back on the wagon and the house uses one of its sidewalks to list her up. It pushes her on another sidewalk just to get her ready for its dinner.
Chowder: What are we gonna do?!
Bingo: Patamon, go up, fly over and hit the house with a bubble boom!
Patamon: The house is too big! I just don't have enough power now! (turning to Gabumon)Gabumon, you're stronger! How about you?
Gabumon: I'm not quite sure if I could think of something yet! The problem is I don't want the girl to lose her balance if I think about shaking one of those pipes which are under those sidewalks.
DJ: Come on! I have a plan!
DJ, Chowder and Agumon and friends run over to help the girl from getting eaten as the house pushes her on yet another sidewalk.
Girl(hanging on): Guys?!
DJ: Run, Chowder!
Chowder: I'm running!
Girl(screaming): Help me!
The house was about to eat the girl by sticking its tongue out to catch her but she was rescued by DJ, Chowder and our heroes.
Joey: Gotcha!
Gatomon: We tried to warn you but did you listen? No, you didn't!
Chowder: I got her!
DJ: I got her!
Chowder: I got her!
DJ pulls the girl towards him as they fall on each other on the grass.
Elizabeth(opening the front door): Hello!
The house turns itself back to normal after it drags the sidewalks back into the ground with the pipes under them after hearing Elizabeth's voice as everybody sigh with worry.
Elizabeth: Hey! Hey, there's an angry dad on the phone looking for the one called, "Chowder!"
The two groups and the girl got up only to wipe the grass and dirt off.
Elizabeth: Hello! Losers, I'm talking to you!
Chowder runs up to Elizabeth as DJ helps the girl up and the two along with our heroes watch the house with the creaky sound inside it and walk away from it.
Elizabeth(passing Chowder the phone): He's worried about you!
Chowder(taking the phone from Elizabeth just to get annoyed): He should be!
Elizabeth(confronting DJ and the Digi Squad): Start explaining!
Les speaking his gibberish language in panic.
Tentomon: Les said that the house tried to eat us and...
Elizabeth: Alright, stop explaining! I've had enough of this!
DJ: No, wait! Where are you going?!
Elizabeth: I'm going to see what's happening with that stupid house of yours!
DJ(grasping Elizabeth's arm): No, no, no! You can't!
Elizabeth(annoyed): What is your problem?!
DJ: Uh, puberty! I'm having puberty! Lots and lots of puberty!
Tristan: What do you mean your having puberTY!(gets kicked in the foot by Tea):
Tea: What DJ's saying is that he was thinking about doing a fun house over there.
Fergy: Yeah! With the hall of mirrors and the fake ghosts and monsters to surprise our guests and you know the rest.
Paulie: It's more like the....Haunted Mansion from Disneyland!
Cool: You know, (singing)Grim Grinnin Ghosts Come Out To Socialize!
Didi: Didi! Didi! Didi!
Elizabeth(turning to the house again and back to DJ and the Squad): No more Mountain Dew!
DJ: Right!
Elizabeth: I'm going to find Bones!
DJ: Uh, hey! You have fun, okay? Don't worry about us, we'll be fine and you tell him I said, "hey", okay? Safe driving! See ya!
As Elizabeth goes to her car, DJ sighs with embarassment as the girl taps on his back prompting him to turn around to see her.
DJ: Oh, hi!
Girl: You wanna tell me what's going on?
Gizmo: Troo! Troo!
Biyomon: I guess we have to tell her the truth on which we were about to tell her, DJ!
DJ: Okay, here comes the truth like Biyomon and Gizmo would like to tell you on which we were about to. I made the whole puberty thing up!
The girl is confused.
DJ: Hi! I'm JD! DJ!(shaking hands with the girl)
Agumon: And we're the Digi Squad! I'm Agumon and these are my friends, Gabumon, Biyomon, Tentomon, Palmon, Gomamon, Patamon and Gatomon.
Yugi: I'm Yugi Moto and these are my friends, Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor and Tea Gardner.
Franklin: I'm Franklin Fizzly Bear and these are my dudes, Fergy Fudgehog, Paulie Pretztail, Hudson Horstachio and Les Galagoogoo.
Toby: And I'm Toby and these are my friends, Oscar, Cool, Congo, Bingo, Yami, Love, Max and my pet and best friedn, Didi.
Agumon: And this is our Mogwai pal, Gizmo!
Gizmo: Ollo!
While DJ and our heroes are introducing theirselves with the girl they have saved from being eaten by the house, inside in DJ's room Chowder is having a bit of a tiff with his dad on the phone.
Chowder: Yes, dad! I meant to call you but I forgot! Okay, I'm sorry! Okay! Absolutley! Affirmative! 'Kay, love you! Bye!
Chowder listens to his dad on the phone some more as DJ and the Digi Squad went back into his room with the girl.
DJ: And this is, um, our little observation post. (closing the door behind him)Such as it's there! (giggles with blush)Yeah! The poster's just stupid! (clearing his throat)I was about to be done with it but to put up some art.
Chowder: Well, dad! Why won't you kiss my hairy butt?! (puts the phone down and turns to DJ, Agumon and friends and the girl)You guys got any beer?
Toby: Um, Chowder, you're a kid! Kids don't drink alcohol!
Chowder: Oh, yeah! Right! (turning to the girl)Well, hello there!
DJ: This is Chowder!
Chowder(shaking the girl's hand): Charming to ladies!
Girl: Jenny Vennet!(giggles and takes her hand away from Chowder) Term Class President at Westward Press!
DJ: Tough school to go to!
Chowder: Yeah! I got in but I decided not to go!
Agumon: Well, school wasn't that hard for you and your friends back at Domino, right, Yugi?
Yugi: That's true, Agumon!
Jenny(the girl's real name): It's a girl school!
Franklin: A school for dudettes? Whoa, dude! Whoa!
Les puts his hand on his head just to get annoyed.
Chowder: You know, there's a....there's a great taco stand dinner there!
Jenny: I hate mexican food!
Max: What's wrong wit h it? Too spicy for ya? Oh, well, more for me, than!
Congo: Oh, Max! Always thinking about your stomach!
Jenny takes a look at the house out DJ's window to know what's been going on while Chowder goes to the window next to her.
Chowder: Fascinating, isn't it? Just sits there waiting! (turning to Jenny flirting with her)Mocking us with its...(whispers in her ear)houseness!
Jenny(turning away from Chowder feeling uncomfortable around him): May I please use your phone?
Chowder: Yeah, sure!
Gabumon: She met DJ's phone, Chowder! Not yours!
DJ: Here! Put it on!
Jenny: My mother!
Chowder: Rude!
DJ: You know, she's not going to believe you if it's too much for the adult kind.
Jenny(looking at the plastic bottle full of urine): Um, is this pee? Because if it is, it's really gross!
Tea(disgusted): That's why it is pee and yes, it is gross!
DJ: Well...
Chowder(gasping): DJ?! You pee in bottles?!
DJ: What are you talking about? That one's your pee!
Fergy: And don't forget! Who's the one who's been staying in DJ's bedroom all night long, huh?
Tristan: We were all there, bro!
Jenny(talking on the phone): Hello! May I please speak to Alison? Her daughter, thankyou! Excuse me! Mom, I was selling chocolates in Nayville and...
After Jenny leaves the boys and the Squad alone in peace shutting DJ's door behind her, DJ, Chowder and our heroes do some more talking of their own.
DJ: So, you crave mexican food, huh?
Chowder: Yeah! You, too, huh?
Max: I do, too, you know what I mean?
DJ: Yeah! In fact, you might started hating it first! Outside in front of the house?
Chowder(standing up off of DJ's bed): Fine! Lets get technical!
DJ: Okay!
Chowder: I started hating it through the telescope!
Toby: Not one word, Max!
Max: I wasn't going to say anything, really!
DJ: You kick on dibs on a girl through a telescope!
Chowder: Well, you kick on dibs on a girl!
DJ: Just did!
Chowder: Me, too!
Palmon: Will you two stop arguing? You're worse than spoiled, bratty children!
Jenny(entering DJ's room again sighing): She didn't believe me!
Chowder: Authority can be so...
Joey: Disrespectful?
Chowder: No, something like....
Chowder begins to make farting noises with his armpit.
Jenny and Tea become disgusted again.
Tea: Ew! That's gross!
Les puts his hand on his head just to be annoyed again until Chowder stops and sees Jenny.
Jenny: Okay! Normally, I don't spend time with guys like you!
Gizmo: Uh?
Jenny: But a house just tried to eat me, so, you've got one hour.
All of a sudden, the bark of a dog has got DJ, Agumon, Yugi, Franklin, Toby and their friends' attention as they take yet another look at across the street and see the dog barking at the house. Jenny gasps with shock as she and the guys see it going on the lawn.
Jenny: Aww! Puppy!
The puppy urinates on the grass until the house spots it.
Chowder: Uh-oh!
The dog is grabbed and dragged into the house by its tongue-like rug as the kids and Digi Squad become shocked as it gets sucked into the house.
Fergy: Oh, fudge!
Biyomon: Not again!
Chowder: Didn't see that coming!
Jenny(turning to DJ, Chowder and Agumon and friends): Okay! I think it's time to call the police!
Gizmo: Uh-uh! Ghostbusters!
Paulie: Weren't you even listening to us, Gizmo? Those guys have run out of business years agao, remember?
Jenny calls the police and she, DJ, Chowder and our heroes went to the house across the street so that they can meet them there and explain to them about the weird stuff that's been happening.
Jenny: Do you believe what will happen tonight?
DJ: Millions of kids walking right into that house!
Chowder: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Come on, you guys are over reacting! Just think about it. Only a total moron could walk up to old man Nevercracker's house!
Suddenly, a noise came by and to their surprise, the door opens to reveal Chowder's basketball bouncing out and landing on the front porch.
Chowder: Hey, my ball!
DJ(grabbing Chowder): Chowder!
Jenny: No!
One of the house's door steps bounces the ball many times and shows the kids and Digi Squad a scary face on it just to warn them that they're dead if they enter it.
Chowder(gulping): That's gonna be a blood bath!
The sound of a police siren comes along and luckily for DJ, Agumon and their friends, the police has arrived as the houses bounces Chowder's ball back inside.
Jenny: Good news! The cops are here!
Joey: Alright! The boys in blue have arrived.
Officer 1: Alright, kids! This better be good. I was in the forest wrestling with a bear claw and I got the call.(laughing and then clears his throat) I was eating a donut!(laughs again)
Officer 2(talking through a microphone very loud): Alright, you hoodlums! Answer the door now!
Cool: NOT SO LOUD, OKAY?! Jeez, you're more annoying than a flea on a cat or dog!
Officer 1: They're at the car! He's a rookie! First week on the job!
Jenny: Officer, we have reason to believe that there's a dangerous creature inside that house!
Patamon: It doesn't even wanted to show its mysterious self.
DJ: It may have killed a man!
Chowder: And a dog!
Officer 2(gasping): Doggy down?! We got a situation! We got a situation!
Officer 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
Officer 2: Calling up back-up! You know want the kids said. There's a dangerous creature inside that house.
Officer 1: We don't have back-up! It's just Judy at the station! And this is no situation, it's just a couple of tater tots hopping on too many pixie sticks.
Agumon: We're serious! This is not a gag!
Officer 2: I betcha the dead dog would mention it.
Officer 1: WHAT WAS THAT?
Officer 2: Nothing!
Officer 1(clearing his throat): Alright! Time's up, pee-wees. It's Halloween and believe it or not we've got things to do?
Officer 2: We do?
Officer 1: We do!
DJ: No, wait! You can't! There's this thing! It has a mouth and it comes out and grabs things and pulls them in and eats them!
Chowder: Yeah, like this!(making gobbling noises to explain)
Jenny: Okay, okay! Okay! The thing is we're trying to make this sound real than it noramlly would.
Officer 1: Mhmm! Problem is it sounds kinda not real. So we'll see you later.
DJ: No! Alright, I'll show you!
DJ gets up on the front yard to prove to the officer he, Jenny, Chowder and our heroes are telling the truth about the house.
DJ: And if things go out of hand...
Officer 1: I know! For bigfoot!(laughs with the rookie next to him) That's simple!
DJ jumps on the grass but nothing happens. He jumps again and still nothing's happening. The two officers laugh to see how rediculous he looked and still the house is as still as a statue.
Jenny: Smart house!
Gomamon: Alright, that does it! FISH STICKS!
Gomamon summons his fishy comrades and they throw themselves at the house to get its attention but the officer thinks that it's against the law to do vandalism.
Officer 1: Hey!
Gomamon: Who, me?
Officer 1: Hey, you! Both of you, come here!
DJ and Gomamon raise their arms up as they walk towards the police car.
Officer 1: Breed to the car! Come on! I might forget about you throwing those fish and that dance was pretty funny. But when the next time any of you mess with this guy's house, all 30 of you are going in the hole, you got it? Now I'll give you ten seconds to march.
Jenny: But we need your help! It's your job to help us!
Chowder: Mhmm!(nods his head)
Officer 1: 1!
DJ: Come on!
Officer 1: 2! 3!
The two groups were about to walk back to DJ's house until they are forced to move along due to the officer driving his police car.
Chowder: Ow! That's tender!
DJ: But my house is right over there!
Jenny(sighing): So much for relying on the government.
Oscar: Gomamon, why did you use your fish power to hit the house just to infuriate the officer, he and his pupil think of us as convicts now!
Gomamon: Hey, I was just trying to get them to believe that the house was a monster.
Chowder: Dude, we're toast!
DJ: No we're not! We'll go to an expert!
The next scene shows a teenager playing a video game at a pizza parlour of his own.
DJ: You're looking at the space-time, tri state thou art dead champion. His name is "Reginald Scolenski"!
Palmon: He's a video zombie, alright! No doubt about that!
DJ: But they call him, "Skull!"
Jenny: Who's "they"?
Chowder: Me and DJ! Yeah! He's the smartest guy on earth!
Jenny: So lets go talk to him!
Chowder: Hey, Jenny!
DJ: Jenny!
Chowder: Hold up, hold up!
Les speaking his gibberish language.
Tentomon: Les said that we just want to talk to him, that's all!
Chowder: Skull is in the game zone right now! And you don't want to mess with him when he's in the game zone.
Jenny: Fine! So how long is he going to be playing?
Joey: You know, if you play so many video games for too long, than you'll really become a zombie.
Tristan: Wow! You're a real Sherlock Holmes! Did you figure that out by yourself?
Chowder: Who knows? He wants played four day straight on one quarter, a gallon of chocolate milk and an adult diaper.
Bingo: That's disturbing!
DJ: The man's a legend!
Chowder: Mhmm!
Love: Well, if he's not coming out of the game zone then we are going in!
Toby: That's my girl!
DJ: What? Um, Love...
Chowder: Um, Love...
DJ, Agumon and their friends walked up to Skull just to have a word with him.
Yami: Excuse us, but if you have a moment to chit chat with us?
Skull(still looking at the game): Come on! Come on! You're gonna die! You're gonna die! Aw, did you see that? I've just chopped your head off again! When heads roll, you can't even see it because the eyes are on your head.
DJ: Skull?
Skull(turning to DJ): What? I'm busy playing video games without looking at the screen! WHAT?!
DJ: Okay, old man Nevercracker's house is possessed and I need to know how to destroy it before it comes out and kills me!
Skull: Calm down! You're making me to throw up into some tin foil and eat it!
Tea: Ew! That's gross!
Skull: Oh, yeah! The steel on my blade is so cold! Yeah!
After Skull has won the game, he turns to DJ and asks him about the house.
Skull: Possessed house, you say? Hmmm!
Yugi: It's like a haunted house except it's not haunted by ghosts and it's itself that's the real ghost.
Skull: Back in my days in the levels of the video game conventions, I saw many strange and wonderful dangerous things and I've heard tell man-made structures becoming possessed by a human soul so that the spirit becomes merged with whatever you break, CREATE into some sort of monster known as, "Domus Matipulus!"
Tea: If you believe me, that kind of sounds like the name of a Duel Monster Card.
DJ(turning to his friends and the squad): The house is possessed by Nevercracker!
Chowder: Most murderous enemy!
Skull: Have fun getting killed! Oh, look at that blood!(playing more of his video game)
DJ: So, how do we kill it?
Gatomon: Yeah, where can we find its weak spot?
Skull: You gotta strike at the force of life! The heart!
DJ: But houses don't have hearts!
Skull: Yes! Yeah! Uh-huh, yeah! You might be right about that!
Skull hears the sound of his timer and looks at the time.
Skull: Sorry, children, but I've got some very, very, very important business to take care of! I won't be seeing you later!
Skull waves to DJ, Chowder, Jenny and our heroes as he goes to deliver a pizza. He gags and runs back to take a cough drop and then leaves. The two groups then turns to the game as they hear the voice say, "Thou Art Dead" with a grim reaper/Skeletor look alike on th screen making a weird sound.
That's it for Part 3. Stick around for part 4 for I will work on it soon!
Digimon belongs to Saban and Bandai.
Monster House belongs to Sony.
Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to Warner Bros. and 4KIDS.
Viva Pinata belongs Rareware and 4KIDS.
Pandalian belongs to Nelvana.
Gremlins belongs to Warner Bros.
The very next morning, Chowder and our heroes are still staying at DJ's house after running away from Nevercracker's house which has turned into a snarling monster last night. Elizabeth was sleeping on the couch downstairs until she has woken up after hearing the door bell on the front door.
Elizabeth(waking up very annoyed): Bones? (getting up and getting her hair done)Coming! Don't even think about crawling back!
Elizabeth is surprised but it wasn't Bones she saw after opening the door but a girl with a halloween mask on.
Elizabeth: Oh!
Girl: Boo! Trick-or-treat!
Elizabeth closes the door on the girl but the trick-or-treater pushed on the door bell again prompting Elizabeth to answer her again.
Elizabeth: What?
Girl(smiling in a well behaved way): Good morning, ma'am! You just witnessed a stimulation of what your face will be this evening. Study shows that households that run out of candy are 55% more likely to be TPed. Telpha Birtha's tragedy, I'm selling halloween candy for my school, Westward Press!
The girl pulls a wagon of halloween treats over to her just to wonder if Elizabeth would like to buy some.
Elizabeth: Good school! I got kicked out of there! Now what do you want?
Girl: Just trying to get a head start from life in a secure successfull future.
Elizabeth: You wanna successfull future? (comes closer towards her)When a guy with tattoos comes up to the drive-thru, give him his burger! Not your phone number!
Elizabeth was about to close the door, but the girl stopped her for a second.
Girl: Thankyou for the advice! I'll be sure to make a note of it back to business. Eggs! Shaving cream! Toilet paper! Without candy, I'm afraid your house is a....bullseye without shingles.
Elizabeth: Nice try! It's not my house!
Girl(confused): Babysitter?
Elizabeth(nodding her head): Mhmm!
Girl(sighing): Okay, lets cut the crud! Maybe the parents you worked for left you $40 in an emergency money!
Elizabeth: Maybe they left me 30!
Girl: Maybe you give me 20, I write a receit for 30 and you pocket 10.
Elizabeth: Maybe! And, I want two extra bags of peanut clusters.
Girl: One bag and I'll toss in a licorice whip.
Elizabeth: You're good!
The girl smiles at Elizabeth and meanwhile, at DJ's room upstairs, Chowder, Agumon, Yugi, Franklin, Toby and their friends are looking at the window through the telescope to keep a close eye on the house and they including DJ are tired.
Cool(yawning): What time is it?
Chowder: 8 a. m.! No detectable movement!
DJ: No detectable movement!
DJ gets up and starts to write down what Chowder's been giving him while being a lookout assisitant. Suddenly, Elizabeth enters DJ's room with a box of candy prompting him to gasp just to know he'll get caught.
Elizabeth: Hey, DJ! I brought you some chocolate!
Everybody: Shh!
Tentomon: What is wrong with you? Do you want us to get into trouble like we did yesterday thus last night?
Elizabeth turns DJ's light on to know what the commotion's about but DJ, Chowder and our heroes got up and hurriedly turn it back off.
DJ: Cover blown!?
Yugi: Well, the best thing to do is to check the telescope!
Chowder uncovers his head by pushing his cape off and takes another look at the house from across the street with the telelscope.
Chowder: Oh, no detectable movement!
Paulie: Glad that didn't happen again.
Gizmo: Phew!
Elizabeth(confused): What are you twenty-six weird-ohs up to?
Fergy: Oh, nothing realy! Except that there's something in the house across the that tried to EAT US UP LIKE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!
DJ: Yeah! We've been up watching it! We haven't left this room once! If you wanna go to the bathroom, don't drink that?
Tea: Again, why did we have to use empty plastic bottles to go pee pee in? It's very gross!
Elizabeth(feeling disgusted and puts the bottle back down): Whatever disease you guys have I'm sure it's got letters and it makes pills for it.
Agumon: Look! Right now isn't good time to talk about it, okay? Right now we've got some bigger fish to fry.
Joey: Yeah! Like weird stuff that's been happening at this house across the street.
Toby: The house isn't haunted by ghosts, it's itself!
DJ: It's true! There's something evil going on the street!
Elizabeth: What was excellent is that I'm really happy for you! Anyway, have you twenty-six "astronomers" seen Bones? He left last night unexpectedly and...he never came back!
Agumon: Like Fred Jones from Scooby Doo would say, "looks like we have a mystery to solve"! And we believe that it has something to do with old Nevercracker's house.
Oscar: You've been watching one of those Hanna Barbera shows again, have you?
Agumon: Why, yes, yes I have!
Elizabeth(sighing): Okay, I don't have time for this!
Chowder(walking up to Elizabeth): Listen, Z! I don't know how to tell you this!
DJ: Your boyfriend has slightly been eaten alive!
Congo: Now I know how Pinocchio felt when he got eaten by a whale while searching for his father, Gepetto.
Elizabeth(realizing something): Shary Clawson! I gotta go! Breakfast! Happy Halloween, losers!
Elizabeth gives DJ the box of chocolates for his breakfast as she leaves.
Love: You know, if you want chocolate for breakfast you can't have chocolate bars. Try chocolate chip pancakes and waffles. Now that's breakfast!
Franklin: Oh, I could go for some oatmeal with honey myself!
DJ, Chowder and our heroes got back to work and do some more studies about the house. Chowder looks into the telescope at the house in case of some weird happenings until he sees a leaf which leads to the same girl who came to DJ's house offering Elizabeth the halloween candy.
Chowder: Hello!
DJ: What?!
Gabumon: What's happening, Chowder?!
Chowder: Oh, nothing!
Yami: What are you talking about? It doesn't look like nothing!
DJ: Let me see!
DJ pulls the telescope away from Chowder and takes a look at the girl. He takes his eye off the telescope and begins to fall in love with her after he saw her.
Gomamon: Like I say, love always conquers all!
Love: I was about to say the same thing, Gomamon!
DJ, Agumon, Yugi, Franklin, Toby and their friends take another look at the girl and become shocked that she is going to Nevercracker's house and what she didn't know that it's a monster.
Palmon: Oh, no! She's heading to the house! What are we gonna do?!
Agumon: Hurry! We better prevent her from going there or else she's breakfast!
The two groups rushed down stairs and out the front door ignoring the sound of DJ's phone and Elizabeth while going to rescue the girl.
Elizabeth: DJ, that's your phone!
Tristan: Hey, kid! Don't go over there!
Max: Or most importantly, don't knock on that door!
They stopped which got the girl's attention.
DJ: Don't go any further! C'mere!
Chowder: Yes! Over here!
Patamon: You don't know what's been happening at this place!
Hudson: You'll get sucked in like dust bunny!
Girl(smiling sarcastically): Are you guys mentally challenged?
DJ, Chowder and the Digi Squad are in shock again as they watch the house turning into its monstrous form and is about to eat and attack the girl.
Girl: If you are, I'm satisfied to teach you baseball.
Chowder: DETECTABLE MOVEMENT!
As the girl turns back to the house, she gasps just to know that they were right about the house. She screams and falls back on the wagon and the house uses one of its sidewalks to list her up. It pushes her on another sidewalk just to get her ready for its dinner.
Chowder: What are we gonna do?!
Bingo: Patamon, go up, fly over and hit the house with a bubble boom!
Patamon: The house is too big! I just don't have enough power now! (turning to Gabumon)Gabumon, you're stronger! How about you?
Gabumon: I'm not quite sure if I could think of something yet! The problem is I don't want the girl to lose her balance if I think about shaking one of those pipes which are under those sidewalks.
DJ: Come on! I have a plan!
DJ, Chowder and Agumon and friends run over to help the girl from getting eaten as the house pushes her on yet another sidewalk.
Girl(hanging on): Guys?!
DJ: Run, Chowder!
Chowder: I'm running!
Girl(screaming): Help me!
The house was about to eat the girl by sticking its tongue out to catch her but she was rescued by DJ, Chowder and our heroes.
Joey: Gotcha!
Gatomon: We tried to warn you but did you listen? No, you didn't!
Chowder: I got her!
DJ: I got her!
Chowder: I got her!
DJ pulls the girl towards him as they fall on each other on the grass.
Elizabeth(opening the front door): Hello!
The house turns itself back to normal after it drags the sidewalks back into the ground with the pipes under them after hearing Elizabeth's voice as everybody sigh with worry.
Elizabeth: Hey! Hey, there's an angry dad on the phone looking for the one called, "Chowder!"
The two groups and the girl got up only to wipe the grass and dirt off.
Elizabeth: Hello! Losers, I'm talking to you!
Chowder runs up to Elizabeth as DJ helps the girl up and the two along with our heroes watch the house with the creaky sound inside it and walk away from it.
Elizabeth(passing Chowder the phone): He's worried about you!
Chowder(taking the phone from Elizabeth just to get annoyed): He should be!
Elizabeth(confronting DJ and the Digi Squad): Start explaining!
Les speaking his gibberish language in panic.
Tentomon: Les said that the house tried to eat us and...
Elizabeth: Alright, stop explaining! I've had enough of this!
DJ: No, wait! Where are you going?!
Elizabeth: I'm going to see what's happening with that stupid house of yours!
DJ(grasping Elizabeth's arm): No, no, no! You can't!
Elizabeth(annoyed): What is your problem?!
DJ: Uh, puberty! I'm having puberty! Lots and lots of puberty!
Tristan: What do you mean your having puberTY!(gets kicked in the foot by Tea):
Tea: What DJ's saying is that he was thinking about doing a fun house over there.
Fergy: Yeah! With the hall of mirrors and the fake ghosts and monsters to surprise our guests and you know the rest.
Paulie: It's more like the....Haunted Mansion from Disneyland!
Cool: You know, (singing)Grim Grinnin Ghosts Come Out To Socialize!
Didi: Didi! Didi! Didi!
Elizabeth(turning to the house again and back to DJ and the Squad): No more Mountain Dew!
DJ: Right!
Elizabeth: I'm going to find Bones!
DJ: Uh, hey! You have fun, okay? Don't worry about us, we'll be fine and you tell him I said, "hey", okay? Safe driving! See ya!
As Elizabeth goes to her car, DJ sighs with embarassment as the girl taps on his back prompting him to turn around to see her.
DJ: Oh, hi!
Girl: You wanna tell me what's going on?
Gizmo: Troo! Troo!
Biyomon: I guess we have to tell her the truth on which we were about to tell her, DJ!
DJ: Okay, here comes the truth like Biyomon and Gizmo would like to tell you on which we were about to. I made the whole puberty thing up!
The girl is confused.
DJ: Hi! I'm JD! DJ!(shaking hands with the girl)
Agumon: And we're the Digi Squad! I'm Agumon and these are my friends, Gabumon, Biyomon, Tentomon, Palmon, Gomamon, Patamon and Gatomon.
Yugi: I'm Yugi Moto and these are my friends, Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor and Tea Gardner.
Franklin: I'm Franklin Fizzly Bear and these are my dudes, Fergy Fudgehog, Paulie Pretztail, Hudson Horstachio and Les Galagoogoo.
Toby: And I'm Toby and these are my friends, Oscar, Cool, Congo, Bingo, Yami, Love, Max and my pet and best friedn, Didi.
Agumon: And this is our Mogwai pal, Gizmo!
Gizmo: Ollo!
While DJ and our heroes are introducing theirselves with the girl they have saved from being eaten by the house, inside in DJ's room Chowder is having a bit of a tiff with his dad on the phone.
Chowder: Yes, dad! I meant to call you but I forgot! Okay, I'm sorry! Okay! Absolutley! Affirmative! 'Kay, love you! Bye!
Chowder listens to his dad on the phone some more as DJ and the Digi Squad went back into his room with the girl.
DJ: And this is, um, our little observation post. (closing the door behind him)Such as it's there! (giggles with blush)Yeah! The poster's just stupid! (clearing his throat)I was about to be done with it but to put up some art.
Chowder: Well, dad! Why won't you kiss my hairy butt?! (puts the phone down and turns to DJ, Agumon and friends and the girl)You guys got any beer?
Toby: Um, Chowder, you're a kid! Kids don't drink alcohol!
Chowder: Oh, yeah! Right! (turning to the girl)Well, hello there!
DJ: This is Chowder!
Chowder(shaking the girl's hand): Charming to ladies!
Girl: Jenny Vennet!(giggles and takes her hand away from Chowder) Term Class President at Westward Press!
DJ: Tough school to go to!
Chowder: Yeah! I got in but I decided not to go!
Agumon: Well, school wasn't that hard for you and your friends back at Domino, right, Yugi?
Yugi: That's true, Agumon!
Jenny(the girl's real name): It's a girl school!
Franklin: A school for dudettes? Whoa, dude! Whoa!
Les puts his hand on his head just to get annoyed.
Chowder: You know, there's a....there's a great taco stand dinner there!
Jenny: I hate mexican food!
Max: What's wrong wit h it? Too spicy for ya? Oh, well, more for me, than!
Congo: Oh, Max! Always thinking about your stomach!
Jenny takes a look at the house out DJ's window to know what's been going on while Chowder goes to the window next to her.
Chowder: Fascinating, isn't it? Just sits there waiting! (turning to Jenny flirting with her)Mocking us with its...(whispers in her ear)houseness!
Jenny(turning away from Chowder feeling uncomfortable around him): May I please use your phone?
Chowder: Yeah, sure!
Gabumon: She met DJ's phone, Chowder! Not yours!
DJ: Here! Put it on!
Jenny: My mother!
Chowder: Rude!
DJ: You know, she's not going to believe you if it's too much for the adult kind.
Jenny(looking at the plastic bottle full of urine): Um, is this pee? Because if it is, it's really gross!
Tea(disgusted): That's why it is pee and yes, it is gross!
DJ: Well...
Chowder(gasping): DJ?! You pee in bottles?!
DJ: What are you talking about? That one's your pee!
Fergy: And don't forget! Who's the one who's been staying in DJ's bedroom all night long, huh?
Tristan: We were all there, bro!
Jenny(talking on the phone): Hello! May I please speak to Alison? Her daughter, thankyou! Excuse me! Mom, I was selling chocolates in Nayville and...
After Jenny leaves the boys and the Squad alone in peace shutting DJ's door behind her, DJ, Chowder and our heroes do some more talking of their own.
DJ: So, you crave mexican food, huh?
Chowder: Yeah! You, too, huh?
Max: I do, too, you know what I mean?
DJ: Yeah! In fact, you might started hating it first! Outside in front of the house?
Chowder(standing up off of DJ's bed): Fine! Lets get technical!
DJ: Okay!
Chowder: I started hating it through the telescope!
Toby: Not one word, Max!
Max: I wasn't going to say anything, really!
DJ: You kick on dibs on a girl through a telescope!
Chowder: Well, you kick on dibs on a girl!
DJ: Just did!
Chowder: Me, too!
Palmon: Will you two stop arguing? You're worse than spoiled, bratty children!
Jenny(entering DJ's room again sighing): She didn't believe me!
Chowder: Authority can be so...
Joey: Disrespectful?
Chowder: No, something like....
Chowder begins to make farting noises with his armpit.
Jenny and Tea become disgusted again.
Tea: Ew! That's gross!
Les puts his hand on his head just to be annoyed again until Chowder stops and sees Jenny.
Jenny: Okay! Normally, I don't spend time with guys like you!
Gizmo: Uh?
Jenny: But a house just tried to eat me, so, you've got one hour.
All of a sudden, the bark of a dog has got DJ, Agumon, Yugi, Franklin, Toby and their friends' attention as they take yet another look at across the street and see the dog barking at the house. Jenny gasps with shock as she and the guys see it going on the lawn.
Jenny: Aww! Puppy!
The puppy urinates on the grass until the house spots it.
Chowder: Uh-oh!
The dog is grabbed and dragged into the house by its tongue-like rug as the kids and Digi Squad become shocked as it gets sucked into the house.
Fergy: Oh, fudge!
Biyomon: Not again!
Chowder: Didn't see that coming!
Jenny(turning to DJ, Chowder and Agumon and friends): Okay! I think it's time to call the police!
Gizmo: Uh-uh! Ghostbusters!
Paulie: Weren't you even listening to us, Gizmo? Those guys have run out of business years agao, remember?
Jenny calls the police and she, DJ, Chowder and our heroes went to the house across the street so that they can meet them there and explain to them about the weird stuff that's been happening.
Jenny: Do you believe what will happen tonight?
DJ: Millions of kids walking right into that house!
Chowder: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Come on, you guys are over reacting! Just think about it. Only a total moron could walk up to old man Nevercracker's house!
Suddenly, a noise came by and to their surprise, the door opens to reveal Chowder's basketball bouncing out and landing on the front porch.
Chowder: Hey, my ball!
DJ(grabbing Chowder): Chowder!
Jenny: No!
One of the house's door steps bounces the ball many times and shows the kids and Digi Squad a scary face on it just to warn them that they're dead if they enter it.
Chowder(gulping): That's gonna be a blood bath!
The sound of a police siren comes along and luckily for DJ, Agumon and their friends, the police has arrived as the houses bounces Chowder's ball back inside.
Jenny: Good news! The cops are here!
Joey: Alright! The boys in blue have arrived.
Officer 1: Alright, kids! This better be good. I was in the forest wrestling with a bear claw and I got the call.(laughing and then clears his throat) I was eating a donut!(laughs again)
Officer 2(talking through a microphone very loud): Alright, you hoodlums! Answer the door now!
Cool: NOT SO LOUD, OKAY?! Jeez, you're more annoying than a flea on a cat or dog!
Officer 1: They're at the car! He's a rookie! First week on the job!
Jenny: Officer, we have reason to believe that there's a dangerous creature inside that house!
Patamon: It doesn't even wanted to show its mysterious self.
DJ: It may have killed a man!
Chowder: And a dog!
Officer 2(gasping): Doggy down?! We got a situation! We got a situation!
Officer 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
Officer 2: Calling up back-up! You know want the kids said. There's a dangerous creature inside that house.
Officer 1: We don't have back-up! It's just Judy at the station! And this is no situation, it's just a couple of tater tots hopping on too many pixie sticks.
Agumon: We're serious! This is not a gag!
Officer 2: I betcha the dead dog would mention it.
Officer 1: WHAT WAS THAT?
Officer 2: Nothing!
Officer 1(clearing his throat): Alright! Time's up, pee-wees. It's Halloween and believe it or not we've got things to do?
Officer 2: We do?
Officer 1: We do!
DJ: No, wait! You can't! There's this thing! It has a mouth and it comes out and grabs things and pulls them in and eats them!
Chowder: Yeah, like this!(making gobbling noises to explain)
Jenny: Okay, okay! Okay! The thing is we're trying to make this sound real than it noramlly would.
Officer 1: Mhmm! Problem is it sounds kinda not real. So we'll see you later.
DJ: No! Alright, I'll show you!
DJ gets up on the front yard to prove to the officer he, Jenny, Chowder and our heroes are telling the truth about the house.
DJ: And if things go out of hand...
Officer 1: I know! For bigfoot!(laughs with the rookie next to him) That's simple!
DJ jumps on the grass but nothing happens. He jumps again and still nothing's happening. The two officers laugh to see how rediculous he looked and still the house is as still as a statue.
Jenny: Smart house!
Gomamon: Alright, that does it! FISH STICKS!
Gomamon summons his fishy comrades and they throw themselves at the house to get its attention but the officer thinks that it's against the law to do vandalism.
Officer 1: Hey!
Gomamon: Who, me?
Officer 1: Hey, you! Both of you, come here!
DJ and Gomamon raise their arms up as they walk towards the police car.
Officer 1: Breed to the car! Come on! I might forget about you throwing those fish and that dance was pretty funny. But when the next time any of you mess with this guy's house, all 30 of you are going in the hole, you got it? Now I'll give you ten seconds to march.
Jenny: But we need your help! It's your job to help us!
Chowder: Mhmm!(nods his head)
Officer 1: 1!
DJ: Come on!
Officer 1: 2! 3!
The two groups were about to walk back to DJ's house until they are forced to move along due to the officer driving his police car.
Chowder: Ow! That's tender!
DJ: But my house is right over there!
Jenny(sighing): So much for relying on the government.
Oscar: Gomamon, why did you use your fish power to hit the house just to infuriate the officer, he and his pupil think of us as convicts now!
Gomamon: Hey, I was just trying to get them to believe that the house was a monster.
Chowder: Dude, we're toast!
DJ: No we're not! We'll go to an expert!
The next scene shows a teenager playing a video game at a pizza parlour of his own.
DJ: You're looking at the space-time, tri state thou art dead champion. His name is "Reginald Scolenski"!
Palmon: He's a video zombie, alright! No doubt about that!
DJ: But they call him, "Skull!"
Jenny: Who's "they"?
Chowder: Me and DJ! Yeah! He's the smartest guy on earth!
Jenny: So lets go talk to him!
Chowder: Hey, Jenny!
DJ: Jenny!
Chowder: Hold up, hold up!
Les speaking his gibberish language.
Tentomon: Les said that we just want to talk to him, that's all!
Chowder: Skull is in the game zone right now! And you don't want to mess with him when he's in the game zone.
Jenny: Fine! So how long is he going to be playing?
Joey: You know, if you play so many video games for too long, than you'll really become a zombie.
Tristan: Wow! You're a real Sherlock Holmes! Did you figure that out by yourself?
Chowder: Who knows? He wants played four day straight on one quarter, a gallon of chocolate milk and an adult diaper.
Bingo: That's disturbing!
DJ: The man's a legend!
Chowder: Mhmm!
Love: Well, if he's not coming out of the game zone then we are going in!
Toby: That's my girl!
DJ: What? Um, Love...
Chowder: Um, Love...
DJ, Agumon and their friends walked up to Skull just to have a word with him.
Yami: Excuse us, but if you have a moment to chit chat with us?
Skull(still looking at the game): Come on! Come on! You're gonna die! You're gonna die! Aw, did you see that? I've just chopped your head off again! When heads roll, you can't even see it because the eyes are on your head.
DJ: Skull?
Skull(turning to DJ): What? I'm busy playing video games without looking at the screen! WHAT?!
DJ: Okay, old man Nevercracker's house is possessed and I need to know how to destroy it before it comes out and kills me!
Skull: Calm down! You're making me to throw up into some tin foil and eat it!
Tea: Ew! That's gross!
Skull: Oh, yeah! The steel on my blade is so cold! Yeah!
After Skull has won the game, he turns to DJ and asks him about the house.
Skull: Possessed house, you say? Hmmm!
Yugi: It's like a haunted house except it's not haunted by ghosts and it's itself that's the real ghost.
Skull: Back in my days in the levels of the video game conventions, I saw many strange and wonderful dangerous things and I've heard tell man-made structures becoming possessed by a human soul so that the spirit becomes merged with whatever you break, CREATE into some sort of monster known as, "Domus Matipulus!"
Tea: If you believe me, that kind of sounds like the name of a Duel Monster Card.
DJ(turning to his friends and the squad): The house is possessed by Nevercracker!
Chowder: Most murderous enemy!
Skull: Have fun getting killed! Oh, look at that blood!(playing more of his video game)
DJ: So, how do we kill it?
Gatomon: Yeah, where can we find its weak spot?
Skull: You gotta strike at the force of life! The heart!
DJ: But houses don't have hearts!
Skull: Yes! Yeah! Uh-huh, yeah! You might be right about that!
Skull hears the sound of his timer and looks at the time.
Skull: Sorry, children, but I've got some very, very, very important business to take care of! I won't be seeing you later!
Skull waves to DJ, Chowder, Jenny and our heroes as he goes to deliver a pizza. He gags and runs back to take a cough drop and then leaves. The two groups then turns to the game as they hear the voice say, "Thou Art Dead" with a grim reaper/Skeletor look alike on th screen making a weird sound.
That's it for Part 3. Stick around for part 4 for I will work on it soon!