Well, guys! Just one more week until Halloween which is next Friday, you know what I mean. Anyways, here's Part 5. Enjoy! Just two more parts left then I'll be working on my parody of We're Back! A Dinosaur Story which is also the first episode of my Guilmon's Adventures series. Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this part.
Digimon belongs to Saban and Bandai.
Monster House belongs to Sony.
Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to Warner Bros. and 4KIDS.
Viva Pinata belongs to Rareware and 4KIDS.
Pandalian belongs to Nelvana.
Gremlins belongs to Warner Bros.
As we last left DJ, Chowder, Jenny and our heroes, they have all fallen into a hole which leads to a basement full of compenscated toys while they were investigating the inside of Nevercracker's house.
Chowder(unconcious): I'll save you!
Chowder, Jenny and our heroes got up with a few aching backs until they have discovered a basement full of toys. Chowder puts his flashlight/water gun on and is startled by a mysterious being that he sprays water at it which turns out to be Jenny.
Toby: Whoa! Do you guys see what I see?
Love: Yes! We do! These must be the toys that Nevercracker has taken.
Jenny: Chowder, knock it off!
Chowder: Sorry! I thought you were(startled again by a toy cymbal playing monkey)DJ!
Jenny: Chowder, it's a toy! Where's DJ? DJ?!
DJ(behind Chowder, Jenny and the Digi Squad): Over here!
Joey: Oh, there you are!
Tristan: You had us worried, man!
DJ discovers a secret door as the two groups come and check it out while Chowder looks at the toys Nevercracker has been keeping.
Chowder: Wow! Look at all these toys!
Gabumon: Something tells me that old man Nevercracker has been keeping them here just like Love said.
DJ: I think you guys should have a look of this.
Agumon: What is it, DJ?
DJ, Jenny and Chowder raise their lights on a sign on the cage that says, "Constance, the Giantess".
DJ: Constance, the Giantess.
Paulie: Now who would a person like Nevercracker could keep a giant woman in his basement of his house?
Fergy: Maybe he wanted a body guard to protect him from wranglers like Langston.
Tea: Well, come on! Lets go check it out!
They took a look at it and see that it is chained and locked with a lock shaped like a heart. DJ pushes the button and it reveals a key hole as Chowder gasps.
DJ: The key!
Tentomon: So that's what it is for! What was for this lock all this time and not his house!
Jenny: Come on, DJ! We don't have time for this!
Chowder: Yeah! We gotta find a way outta here!
Yugi: Don't rush him, guys! He knows what he's doing!
DJ unlocks the lock with the key and it drops on the floor along with the chains and then he opens the cage door.
Hudson: Um, DJ? What are you doing?
As DJ opens the door all the way, he, Jenny, Chowder and our heroes enter the cage to see what that dangerous creature really is.
Chowder: We have a pin pong table in our basement.
They checked around in the cage until they see with the shocked looks on their faces, Constance! Nevercracker's wife on the concrete floor.
DJ: Constance!
Fergy: Oh, fudge! That creepy old man really did eat her. I can even see her freshly peeled skin!(cries like a wimp)
Cool: Wait, Fergy! Look closer! Her whole body is buried in cement!
Biyomon: I wonder what made him to do this to her in a gruesome way like this.
The two groups also discovered candles, wedding pictures, roses and boxes of chocolate all around her body.
Gizmo: Ooh!
Jenny: Look at all this stuff! Why would he bury a shrine when he murdered her?
Didi: Didi?
Chowder(feeling nervous): Maybe he felt guilty or something! DJ, can we please get out of here?
DJ: No!
DJ takes another look at Constance just to know that Nevercracker was hiding her in his house just to terrorize the neighbourhood.
DJ: I knew you were hiding something, Nevercracker!
Suddenly, something made DJ trip and fall onto Constance.
Jenny: DJ!
DJ screamed as he saw that he accidentally cracked Constance's nose.
Chowder(pulling DJ up): Way to go, big nose!
The cement cracks to reveal Constance's skeleton and then the house woke up just to get their attention.
Gomamon: Hey, guys! We've got trouble!
Jenny: It's awake!
Chowder: Run!
Agumon: Hurry, run!
The two groups run out of the cage when suddenly they were spotted by the house.
DJ: Hide!
Max: We can't let it know we're in the basement! Lets make like hockey sticks and get the puck outt here!
They run as fast as they could but a swinging pipe went through making them to split up and fall on their own sides. DJ gasps that the house is doing its search again. Chowder does his best to keep quiet and to not get exposed of. All of a sudden, he heard a familiar sound.
Chowder: Hey! I know that sound!
Chowder gets up to see what that sound was and he has found his basketball and gets to it.
Chowder: My ball! Where are you going? Come on! Don't go away!
Yami: Chowder, wait! You'll get caught red handed!
Chowder(trying to catch his ball): Come back here, you! Gotcha!
Chowder catches his ball until to his frightened surprise, springs came down and coiled around him like an anaconda catching its prey.
Chowder: Agh! Killer Slinkies!
Toby: Chowder!
The springs grab Toby and his friends, too and along with Chowder drags them up prompting him to drop his ball.
DJ: Chowder!
Agumon: Toby, Oscar, Cool, Congo, Bingo, Yami, Love, Max, Didi!
Suddenly, DJ and Agumon hear Jenny's scream and she and the pinatas are being attacked and chased by an air vent.
Jenny: Leave us alone!
Franklin: Don't get any closer! You know I don't want to get sucked into a vaccuum like you, dude!
Another one appears and they got Jenny and the pinatas cornered and then a big pipe came by to suck them up.
Jenny: DJ!
DJ, Agumon, Yugi and their friends are next and run off as they could when suddenly, they stopped to a stairway the leads up.
DJ: Oh, no!
Yugi: We got try! Our friends are counting on us, you know!
Palmon: Okay, try not to make a sudden wrong move! If you do, then we'll really get into trouble.
DJ and our heroes gently went upstairs but have failed when a step broke and grabs them by the legs.
DJ: Get off!
Joey: Get off, you sneaky board, you! We're nobody's snack!
They hurriedly run upstairs to avoid the stairs and have reached the doors. They stopped because they see the house's osophogus when they came up and try not to fall in. They later see Jenny and the pinatas.
Jenny: DJ!
Paulie: Hey, you guys! Don't just stand their! Do something!
Tea: Well, whatever you do, don't....
Before Tea could finish her sentence, Chowder and the bean warriors along with Didi come sliding down the monster's tongue and are about to get dropped into the osophogus. They held on to each plank and try not to fall in. They all do their best to grab each other's hands.
Patamon: Hange on! We'll save you!
Oscar: We're hanging on as long as we can!
DJ: Come on! (grabs Chowder's hand)Gotcha!
But before DJ and the two groups could bring Chowder and the bean warriors up, they've been grabbed by the monster's tongue and are raised up high.
Jenny: Guys, look out!
The tongue throws them into the osophogus but they grabbed their friends' legs just to hang on. Jenny and the pinatas later see the uvula and try to think of a smart idea. The tongue spots them and tries to grab them but they avoid it by going upstairs and jump to grab hold of the uvula. They've let go of it and fall in the osophogus thus holding on to Gizmo and DJ's legs.
Les speaking his gibberish language.
Tentomon: Nice to see you, too, Gizmo!
The uvula hits the roof of the monster's mouth which causes it to crack and the water begins to rise reaching the kids and our heroes.
Gabumon: Guys, I'm justing letting you know! My fur coat is going to get wet and I'm gonna stink.
Jenny: DJ!
DJ: Chowder!
Chowder: Mommy!
The raises them up and the house spits them out onto the lawn. As the water begins to drain, they get up as they start to cough.
Franklin: Whoa! Lets do that again!
Les faints and hits the wet ground very hard.
Tea: Gross!
Chowder: Um, did we just get upchucked!
Jenny: The uvula emerges and emergency exit.
The house changes back to normal and Chowder has had just enough and so does Fergy.
Fergy: Alright! That just about tears it! First I fall victim of being catched by Langston and now this!
Chowder: Another great idea, DJ! Brilliant!
DJ: What did your want from me, Chowder?! I don't see you coming up with some big ideas.
Chowder: Oh, yeah? Yeah? Do you wanna hear my big idea? I'm going home to make a pretzel sandwich!
Fergy: And I'm doing the same thing, too! But instead, it's the BLT! Big Loaded Thistles!
Chowder: Fergy has the right to agree with me! Cya!
Paulie: I can't believe how shameful and cowardly you two are. The house is still alive and the both of you are gonna woss out?
Chowder: I risk my life for DJ! I stole drugs for him and I could've died in there!
DJ: Yeah! Me, too!
Chowder: Yeah, but you're the one who killed Nevercracker in the first place.
Agumon(getting nervous): DJ, stop that!
Gabumon(getting nervous, too): You have to work together, guys! Stop fighting!
DJ: Getting your stupid ball back....
Jenny: You guys, Agumon and Gabumon told you to stop fighting! You're acting like babies.
Bingo: And that goes double for you, too, Fergy!
Fergy: Aw, fudge! What have I become? I am shamed! I'm a shamed fudgehog! I'm a fudgehog of shame! Anyways, you can't spell "shame" without M.E.
DJ: We are babies! What were we thinking?! We tried to put a house to sleep with cold medicine. How lame can you get?(walking through Chowder, Jenny and the Digi Squad)
Chowder: Where are you going?
DJ: I'm going home! I suck!
As DJ walks back to his house, a car is coming towards him.
Patamon: DJ, look out and didn't your folks ever tell you to look both ways before you cross?
DJ gets startled by the car stopping and falls on his back.
Chowder: DJ!
Chowder, Jenny, Agumon, Yugi, Franklin, Toby and their friends run to DJ to make sure he's alright and stopped that it was an ambulence that has stopped.
Chowder: At least it's an ambulence!
Gatomon: Say, that ambulence looked very familiar, don'tcha know?
Chowder: DJ?
DJ opens his eyes and gasps to know that he was almost hit by the ambulence and crawls out from under it. One of the doors opens and a person walks out of it. DJ takes a look to see who it is and it turns out be Nevercracker with a cast on his left arm who isn't dead after all and snarls as he sees DJ again while DJ yelps with fear.
Chowder(throwing rocks at Nevercracker): It's a ghost!
Gizmo: Agh! Spookyspook!
Chowder: Begone! Fly!
Tea: Calm down, you guys! It turns out that Nevercracker went to the hospital just to get his heart fixed.
Nevercracker(walking past the kids and Digi Squad): Begone yourself! Get away!
DJ(realizing something): He's not a ghost! He's not dead! I'm not a murderer!
Bingo: It's like Tea said, DJ. He was at a hospital just to get his organs fixed all this time.
Nevercracker(turning around): Course I'm not dead! Who said I was dead?!(walking and yelling and DJ, Agumon, Yugi, Franklin, Toby and their friends) YOU'LL BE DEAD IF ALL OF YOU DON'T SCRAM!(smelling something) Don't you know what day this is?
Nevercracker turns to another side of the corner and sees some children having fun trick-or-treating.
Patamon: How could we ever forget? It's Halloween!
Nevercracker(becoming nervous): I'm running out of time! I'm running out of time!
The two groups become nervous as they see him turn around and smile at his house just to be happy to see it again.
Nevercracker: Honey? I'm home!
The house starts to move again as Nevercracker comes towards it.
Nevercracker: Oh, look at you, dear! The shingles are all ruffled, the windows are cracked.
Nevercracker then sees a box of explosives on which he's carrying while the house waits for him to come in.
Nevercracker: Oh, it's no biggy, sweetheart! It's no problem at all!
DJ: It's her! The house is her!
Joey(shivering with fear): Then there really is a ghost in his house!
DJ runs over to prevent Nevercracker from going in.
Toby: DJ what are you doing?! You'll get yourself into more trouble!
Hudson: Don't even think about going there!
Fergy: You'll get beaten and eaten!
DJ ignores Toby, Hudson and Fergy's warning and runs up to Nevercracker.
Nevercracker: Don't worry! There's anything I can handle!
DJ: Mr. Nevercracker!
Nevercracker turns around and sees DJ again with the same glare on his face.
DJ: I know about Constance!
Nevercracker: What?(not knowing the house is watching him talk to DJ) What do you know? You don't know anything!
DJ is too nervous to say something else when suddenly Nevercracker has realized something while the house growls behind him.
Nevercracker: You were in my house! You....
Nevercracker was about to strike on DJ but is too weak as he helps him come to his senses.
DJ: You didn't kill her, did you?
Nevercracker remembers something that had happened as a flashback appears.
Nevercracker: I loved her so much!
The flashback shows Nevercracker as a young adult at a circus thus enjoying himself. He was part of the audience as the curtains show Constance in the flesh on stage. The children of the audience start to throw tomatoes at her and she begins to growl just like a wildcat. She became helpless and is later being sent to her cage. She was so lonely until young Nevercracker came by startling her unexpectedly.
Young Nevercracker: Hello! It's okay! I can take you away from here! Would you like that?
Constance(smiling): Yes!
Constance nods her head with joy and the young Nevercracker attaches her cage to his car.
Young Nevercracker: Come on, now!
He drives his car with Constance behind him as the big lady laughs with happiness just to be free from the circus. They later on go to an empty spot which is perfect for them to build their own house after seeing a for sale sign.
Young Nevercracker(with Constance closing her eyes): Alright! You can open your eyes!
Constance opened her eyes and she is surprised and joyed.
Constance: Oh!
Young Nevercracker: Now it's not much I know! Just....
Before the young Nevercracker could finish his sentence, Constance happily picks him up and they start to build the house on the spot he has shown her. Later on, Constance walks out with a terrible temper as she sees some kids throwing eggs at her.
Constance: Hey! Get away from my house! I'll wreck them to bits.
Nevercracker was chopping some wood from the cage with an axe and he later sees Constance growling with disgrace.
Young Nevercracker: Constance! What's wrong?! Are you hurt?!
Constance: Hurt? Yes, I'm hurt! Those criminals are attacking our house.
Constance shows the kids behind some bushes as Nevercracker realized that they are just some kids going trick-or-treating.
Kid: Trick-or-treat!
Young Nevercracker: Now, now, now! They're..they're just kids, dear! It's Halloween!
Constance: No, no! It's my house and they're hurting me!
Young Nevercracker: Constance, look at me! Look at me! As long as I'm here, I will never let anyone hurt you.
One of the kids throws an egg at Constance prompting her to get in rage and grabs the axe from Nevercracker to get the kids.
Young Nevercracker: Constance?
Constance(angry): You vandals! You hooligans! I'll get you!
Young Nevercracker: Constance, no!
Nevercracker grabs the axe away from Constance and falls on his back as the giantess starts to lose her balance and falls in the hole being covered in cement. As the time passes on, the house is finally finished by the young Nevercracker now a widow.
Nevercracker: So, I finished the house! She would've wanted that! She died but she didn't leave.
Years later, the house is now in the present and a paper boy comes by riding a bicycle while delivering newspaper. The boy throws newspaper at the house but its been thrown back at him knocking him off his bike. Nevercracker now an old man puts up a beware sign just to warn to children to stay away.
Nevercracker: And on that night, that, that one night of every year. I, I had to take precautions.
Some trick-or-treaters come sneaking by and start to throw eggs at the house.
Kids: Trick-or-treat!
Nevercracker: I had to! I had to!
While Nevercracker is building some more signs, he sees the kids throwing eggs through the window and walks up yelling at them.
Nevercracker: Hey! Get off! Stay away from my house!
The flash back ends.
Yugi: Now we remember now! You weren't trying to attack us, you were only trying to warn us about your wife's spirit coming for an attack.
Nevercracker: That's right! She attacks anyone that comes near. Go! I, I, I'm coming, dear! Go!
DJ: No, no, no! Wait! I can't let you do this, Nevercracker! I know you've been protecting us all these years. But now it's our turn to protect you. Let her go!
Agumon: DJ's right! You've got to trust us on this one.
The house growls at DJ and Agumon as Nevercracker turns to it again.
Nevercracker(thinking of something): But if I let her go, I'll have no one.
DJ(sighing): It's not true!
DJ puts out his hand and gets Nevercracker to truts him just to shake hands with him and then the house twitches and gets two of the front yard's trees as its arms to turn into an even terrifying monster.
Nevercracker: No, Constance, no!
Agumon: Hurry, run!
DJ and Agumon run off along with Nevercracker and pick up his explosives while the house goes after them by using its arms to move about.
Jenny: Run!
Chowder: The house is alive!
They along with their comrades run farther and farther away from it but it comes closer and knocks down two telephone poles cornering them. DJ then sees a short cut and opens up a gate to let him, his friends including Nevercracker and our heroes through.
DJ: This way, this way! Come on! Come on!
Tristan: Get the gate, Chowder!
Chowder closes the gate behind him as Nevercracker runs back to him.
Nevercracker: What are you doing?!
Chowder: Trying to slow the house down!
Nevercracker: Move it, Pork Chop!
The house goes over the gate and goes after the two groups some more.
Cool: It's catching up to us! We're going to get flattened by it!
DJ and his friends and the Digi Squad scream with terror as they keep on running. DJ later sees a dumpster and pushes it towards the house blocking its way. The house chomps on the dumpster and DJ runs back to the gang. As he runs past, he sees Nevercracker behind him and helps him out.
DJ: Come, Mr. Nevercracker! Come on!
Nevercracker(feeling weak): I can't!
Franklin: But, dude? You're strong! You can!
Oscar: Right now isn't the time, Franklin!
The house keeps on coming towards them while DJ tries to help Nevercracker some more.
DJ: Mr. Nevercracker, come on!
Nevercracker: Go on! I'll be alright!
The house does its chomping attack as it goes over and pass Nevercracker and goes after the kids and the squad some more. The two groups climb over a fence and run across the street where the construction site is.
Biyomon: I can't believe we're going back to that dump again. Why do we need to go back to it?
Agumon: You'll see, Biyomon! Keep running!
The house follows them to the construction site when suddenly, something forced it to turn around when it was hit by a brick from behind. As it turns around, it sees Nevercracker preventing it from getting to the children and our heroes.
Nevercracker: YOU STAY AWAY FROM THOSE CHILDREN, DIGIMON, TEENAGERS, PINATAS, PANDAS, THAT FIRE-BREATHING REPTILE AND THAT MOGWAI, CONSTANCE!
The house growls and goes after Nevercracker instead. It roars at his face and the old man realized that he shouldn't have let it go in the first place.
Nevercracker(facing his house): Constance!
DJ watches with horror in his eyes when he sees Nevercracker confronting the house.
DJ: Mr. Nevercracker!
Nevercracker: Oh, now! There, there, girl! My sweet! You have been a bad girl, haven't you? You hurt people! Oh, Constance! We've always known this day would come, haven't we?
That's it for Part 5! Stick around for the sixth and final part for I will work on it soon! After that, episode of the Guilmon's Adventures Series.
Digimon belongs to Saban and Bandai.
Monster House belongs to Sony.
Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to Warner Bros. and 4KIDS.
Viva Pinata belongs to Rareware and 4KIDS.
Pandalian belongs to Nelvana.
Gremlins belongs to Warner Bros.
As we last left DJ, Chowder, Jenny and our heroes, they have all fallen into a hole which leads to a basement full of compenscated toys while they were investigating the inside of Nevercracker's house.
Chowder(unconcious): I'll save you!
Chowder, Jenny and our heroes got up with a few aching backs until they have discovered a basement full of toys. Chowder puts his flashlight/water gun on and is startled by a mysterious being that he sprays water at it which turns out to be Jenny.
Toby: Whoa! Do you guys see what I see?
Love: Yes! We do! These must be the toys that Nevercracker has taken.
Jenny: Chowder, knock it off!
Chowder: Sorry! I thought you were(startled again by a toy cymbal playing monkey)DJ!
Jenny: Chowder, it's a toy! Where's DJ? DJ?!
DJ(behind Chowder, Jenny and the Digi Squad): Over here!
Joey: Oh, there you are!
Tristan: You had us worried, man!
DJ discovers a secret door as the two groups come and check it out while Chowder looks at the toys Nevercracker has been keeping.
Chowder: Wow! Look at all these toys!
Gabumon: Something tells me that old man Nevercracker has been keeping them here just like Love said.
DJ: I think you guys should have a look of this.
Agumon: What is it, DJ?
DJ, Jenny and Chowder raise their lights on a sign on the cage that says, "Constance, the Giantess".
DJ: Constance, the Giantess.
Paulie: Now who would a person like Nevercracker could keep a giant woman in his basement of his house?
Fergy: Maybe he wanted a body guard to protect him from wranglers like Langston.
Tea: Well, come on! Lets go check it out!
They took a look at it and see that it is chained and locked with a lock shaped like a heart. DJ pushes the button and it reveals a key hole as Chowder gasps.
DJ: The key!
Tentomon: So that's what it is for! What was for this lock all this time and not his house!
Jenny: Come on, DJ! We don't have time for this!
Chowder: Yeah! We gotta find a way outta here!
Yugi: Don't rush him, guys! He knows what he's doing!
DJ unlocks the lock with the key and it drops on the floor along with the chains and then he opens the cage door.
Hudson: Um, DJ? What are you doing?
As DJ opens the door all the way, he, Jenny, Chowder and our heroes enter the cage to see what that dangerous creature really is.
Chowder: We have a pin pong table in our basement.
They checked around in the cage until they see with the shocked looks on their faces, Constance! Nevercracker's wife on the concrete floor.
DJ: Constance!
Fergy: Oh, fudge! That creepy old man really did eat her. I can even see her freshly peeled skin!(cries like a wimp)
Cool: Wait, Fergy! Look closer! Her whole body is buried in cement!
Biyomon: I wonder what made him to do this to her in a gruesome way like this.
The two groups also discovered candles, wedding pictures, roses and boxes of chocolate all around her body.
Gizmo: Ooh!
Jenny: Look at all this stuff! Why would he bury a shrine when he murdered her?
Didi: Didi?
Chowder(feeling nervous): Maybe he felt guilty or something! DJ, can we please get out of here?
DJ: No!
DJ takes another look at Constance just to know that Nevercracker was hiding her in his house just to terrorize the neighbourhood.
DJ: I knew you were hiding something, Nevercracker!
Suddenly, something made DJ trip and fall onto Constance.
Jenny: DJ!
DJ screamed as he saw that he accidentally cracked Constance's nose.
Chowder(pulling DJ up): Way to go, big nose!
The cement cracks to reveal Constance's skeleton and then the house woke up just to get their attention.
Gomamon: Hey, guys! We've got trouble!
Jenny: It's awake!
Chowder: Run!
Agumon: Hurry, run!
The two groups run out of the cage when suddenly they were spotted by the house.
DJ: Hide!
Max: We can't let it know we're in the basement! Lets make like hockey sticks and get the puck outt here!
They run as fast as they could but a swinging pipe went through making them to split up and fall on their own sides. DJ gasps that the house is doing its search again. Chowder does his best to keep quiet and to not get exposed of. All of a sudden, he heard a familiar sound.
Chowder: Hey! I know that sound!
Chowder gets up to see what that sound was and he has found his basketball and gets to it.
Chowder: My ball! Where are you going? Come on! Don't go away!
Yami: Chowder, wait! You'll get caught red handed!
Chowder(trying to catch his ball): Come back here, you! Gotcha!
Chowder catches his ball until to his frightened surprise, springs came down and coiled around him like an anaconda catching its prey.
Chowder: Agh! Killer Slinkies!
Toby: Chowder!
The springs grab Toby and his friends, too and along with Chowder drags them up prompting him to drop his ball.
DJ: Chowder!
Agumon: Toby, Oscar, Cool, Congo, Bingo, Yami, Love, Max, Didi!
Suddenly, DJ and Agumon hear Jenny's scream and she and the pinatas are being attacked and chased by an air vent.
Jenny: Leave us alone!
Franklin: Don't get any closer! You know I don't want to get sucked into a vaccuum like you, dude!
Another one appears and they got Jenny and the pinatas cornered and then a big pipe came by to suck them up.
Jenny: DJ!
DJ, Agumon, Yugi and their friends are next and run off as they could when suddenly, they stopped to a stairway the leads up.
DJ: Oh, no!
Yugi: We got try! Our friends are counting on us, you know!
Palmon: Okay, try not to make a sudden wrong move! If you do, then we'll really get into trouble.
DJ and our heroes gently went upstairs but have failed when a step broke and grabs them by the legs.
DJ: Get off!
Joey: Get off, you sneaky board, you! We're nobody's snack!
They hurriedly run upstairs to avoid the stairs and have reached the doors. They stopped because they see the house's osophogus when they came up and try not to fall in. They later see Jenny and the pinatas.
Jenny: DJ!
Paulie: Hey, you guys! Don't just stand their! Do something!
Tea: Well, whatever you do, don't....
Before Tea could finish her sentence, Chowder and the bean warriors along with Didi come sliding down the monster's tongue and are about to get dropped into the osophogus. They held on to each plank and try not to fall in. They all do their best to grab each other's hands.
Patamon: Hange on! We'll save you!
Oscar: We're hanging on as long as we can!
DJ: Come on! (grabs Chowder's hand)Gotcha!
But before DJ and the two groups could bring Chowder and the bean warriors up, they've been grabbed by the monster's tongue and are raised up high.
Jenny: Guys, look out!
The tongue throws them into the osophogus but they grabbed their friends' legs just to hang on. Jenny and the pinatas later see the uvula and try to think of a smart idea. The tongue spots them and tries to grab them but they avoid it by going upstairs and jump to grab hold of the uvula. They've let go of it and fall in the osophogus thus holding on to Gizmo and DJ's legs.
Les speaking his gibberish language.
Tentomon: Nice to see you, too, Gizmo!
The uvula hits the roof of the monster's mouth which causes it to crack and the water begins to rise reaching the kids and our heroes.
Gabumon: Guys, I'm justing letting you know! My fur coat is going to get wet and I'm gonna stink.
Jenny: DJ!
DJ: Chowder!
Chowder: Mommy!
The raises them up and the house spits them out onto the lawn. As the water begins to drain, they get up as they start to cough.
Franklin: Whoa! Lets do that again!
Les faints and hits the wet ground very hard.
Tea: Gross!
Chowder: Um, did we just get upchucked!
Jenny: The uvula emerges and emergency exit.
The house changes back to normal and Chowder has had just enough and so does Fergy.
Fergy: Alright! That just about tears it! First I fall victim of being catched by Langston and now this!
Chowder: Another great idea, DJ! Brilliant!
DJ: What did your want from me, Chowder?! I don't see you coming up with some big ideas.
Chowder: Oh, yeah? Yeah? Do you wanna hear my big idea? I'm going home to make a pretzel sandwich!
Fergy: And I'm doing the same thing, too! But instead, it's the BLT! Big Loaded Thistles!
Chowder: Fergy has the right to agree with me! Cya!
Paulie: I can't believe how shameful and cowardly you two are. The house is still alive and the both of you are gonna woss out?
Chowder: I risk my life for DJ! I stole drugs for him and I could've died in there!
DJ: Yeah! Me, too!
Chowder: Yeah, but you're the one who killed Nevercracker in the first place.
Agumon(getting nervous): DJ, stop that!
Gabumon(getting nervous, too): You have to work together, guys! Stop fighting!
DJ: Getting your stupid ball back....
Jenny: You guys, Agumon and Gabumon told you to stop fighting! You're acting like babies.
Bingo: And that goes double for you, too, Fergy!
Fergy: Aw, fudge! What have I become? I am shamed! I'm a shamed fudgehog! I'm a fudgehog of shame! Anyways, you can't spell "shame" without M.E.
DJ: We are babies! What were we thinking?! We tried to put a house to sleep with cold medicine. How lame can you get?(walking through Chowder, Jenny and the Digi Squad)
Chowder: Where are you going?
DJ: I'm going home! I suck!
As DJ walks back to his house, a car is coming towards him.
Patamon: DJ, look out and didn't your folks ever tell you to look both ways before you cross?
DJ gets startled by the car stopping and falls on his back.
Chowder: DJ!
Chowder, Jenny, Agumon, Yugi, Franklin, Toby and their friends run to DJ to make sure he's alright and stopped that it was an ambulence that has stopped.
Chowder: At least it's an ambulence!
Gatomon: Say, that ambulence looked very familiar, don'tcha know?
Chowder: DJ?
DJ opens his eyes and gasps to know that he was almost hit by the ambulence and crawls out from under it. One of the doors opens and a person walks out of it. DJ takes a look to see who it is and it turns out be Nevercracker with a cast on his left arm who isn't dead after all and snarls as he sees DJ again while DJ yelps with fear.
Chowder(throwing rocks at Nevercracker): It's a ghost!
Gizmo: Agh! Spookyspook!
Chowder: Begone! Fly!
Tea: Calm down, you guys! It turns out that Nevercracker went to the hospital just to get his heart fixed.
Nevercracker(walking past the kids and Digi Squad): Begone yourself! Get away!
DJ(realizing something): He's not a ghost! He's not dead! I'm not a murderer!
Bingo: It's like Tea said, DJ. He was at a hospital just to get his organs fixed all this time.
Nevercracker(turning around): Course I'm not dead! Who said I was dead?!(walking and yelling and DJ, Agumon, Yugi, Franklin, Toby and their friends) YOU'LL BE DEAD IF ALL OF YOU DON'T SCRAM!(smelling something) Don't you know what day this is?
Nevercracker turns to another side of the corner and sees some children having fun trick-or-treating.
Patamon: How could we ever forget? It's Halloween!
Nevercracker(becoming nervous): I'm running out of time! I'm running out of time!
The two groups become nervous as they see him turn around and smile at his house just to be happy to see it again.
Nevercracker: Honey? I'm home!
The house starts to move again as Nevercracker comes towards it.
Nevercracker: Oh, look at you, dear! The shingles are all ruffled, the windows are cracked.
Nevercracker then sees a box of explosives on which he's carrying while the house waits for him to come in.
Nevercracker: Oh, it's no biggy, sweetheart! It's no problem at all!
DJ: It's her! The house is her!
Joey(shivering with fear): Then there really is a ghost in his house!
DJ runs over to prevent Nevercracker from going in.
Toby: DJ what are you doing?! You'll get yourself into more trouble!
Hudson: Don't even think about going there!
Fergy: You'll get beaten and eaten!
DJ ignores Toby, Hudson and Fergy's warning and runs up to Nevercracker.
Nevercracker: Don't worry! There's anything I can handle!
DJ: Mr. Nevercracker!
Nevercracker turns around and sees DJ again with the same glare on his face.
DJ: I know about Constance!
Nevercracker: What?(not knowing the house is watching him talk to DJ) What do you know? You don't know anything!
DJ is too nervous to say something else when suddenly Nevercracker has realized something while the house growls behind him.
Nevercracker: You were in my house! You....
Nevercracker was about to strike on DJ but is too weak as he helps him come to his senses.
DJ: You didn't kill her, did you?
Nevercracker remembers something that had happened as a flashback appears.
Nevercracker: I loved her so much!
The flashback shows Nevercracker as a young adult at a circus thus enjoying himself. He was part of the audience as the curtains show Constance in the flesh on stage. The children of the audience start to throw tomatoes at her and she begins to growl just like a wildcat. She became helpless and is later being sent to her cage. She was so lonely until young Nevercracker came by startling her unexpectedly.
Young Nevercracker: Hello! It's okay! I can take you away from here! Would you like that?
Constance(smiling): Yes!
Constance nods her head with joy and the young Nevercracker attaches her cage to his car.
Young Nevercracker: Come on, now!
He drives his car with Constance behind him as the big lady laughs with happiness just to be free from the circus. They later on go to an empty spot which is perfect for them to build their own house after seeing a for sale sign.
Young Nevercracker(with Constance closing her eyes): Alright! You can open your eyes!
Constance opened her eyes and she is surprised and joyed.
Constance: Oh!
Young Nevercracker: Now it's not much I know! Just....
Before the young Nevercracker could finish his sentence, Constance happily picks him up and they start to build the house on the spot he has shown her. Later on, Constance walks out with a terrible temper as she sees some kids throwing eggs at her.
Constance: Hey! Get away from my house! I'll wreck them to bits.
Nevercracker was chopping some wood from the cage with an axe and he later sees Constance growling with disgrace.
Young Nevercracker: Constance! What's wrong?! Are you hurt?!
Constance: Hurt? Yes, I'm hurt! Those criminals are attacking our house.
Constance shows the kids behind some bushes as Nevercracker realized that they are just some kids going trick-or-treating.
Kid: Trick-or-treat!
Young Nevercracker: Now, now, now! They're..they're just kids, dear! It's Halloween!
Constance: No, no! It's my house and they're hurting me!
Young Nevercracker: Constance, look at me! Look at me! As long as I'm here, I will never let anyone hurt you.
One of the kids throws an egg at Constance prompting her to get in rage and grabs the axe from Nevercracker to get the kids.
Young Nevercracker: Constance?
Constance(angry): You vandals! You hooligans! I'll get you!
Young Nevercracker: Constance, no!
Nevercracker grabs the axe away from Constance and falls on his back as the giantess starts to lose her balance and falls in the hole being covered in cement. As the time passes on, the house is finally finished by the young Nevercracker now a widow.
Nevercracker: So, I finished the house! She would've wanted that! She died but she didn't leave.
Years later, the house is now in the present and a paper boy comes by riding a bicycle while delivering newspaper. The boy throws newspaper at the house but its been thrown back at him knocking him off his bike. Nevercracker now an old man puts up a beware sign just to warn to children to stay away.
Nevercracker: And on that night, that, that one night of every year. I, I had to take precautions.
Some trick-or-treaters come sneaking by and start to throw eggs at the house.
Kids: Trick-or-treat!
Nevercracker: I had to! I had to!
While Nevercracker is building some more signs, he sees the kids throwing eggs through the window and walks up yelling at them.
Nevercracker: Hey! Get off! Stay away from my house!
The flash back ends.
Yugi: Now we remember now! You weren't trying to attack us, you were only trying to warn us about your wife's spirit coming for an attack.
Nevercracker: That's right! She attacks anyone that comes near. Go! I, I, I'm coming, dear! Go!
DJ: No, no, no! Wait! I can't let you do this, Nevercracker! I know you've been protecting us all these years. But now it's our turn to protect you. Let her go!
Agumon: DJ's right! You've got to trust us on this one.
The house growls at DJ and Agumon as Nevercracker turns to it again.
Nevercracker(thinking of something): But if I let her go, I'll have no one.
DJ(sighing): It's not true!
DJ puts out his hand and gets Nevercracker to truts him just to shake hands with him and then the house twitches and gets two of the front yard's trees as its arms to turn into an even terrifying monster.
Nevercracker: No, Constance, no!
Agumon: Hurry, run!
DJ and Agumon run off along with Nevercracker and pick up his explosives while the house goes after them by using its arms to move about.
Jenny: Run!
Chowder: The house is alive!
They along with their comrades run farther and farther away from it but it comes closer and knocks down two telephone poles cornering them. DJ then sees a short cut and opens up a gate to let him, his friends including Nevercracker and our heroes through.
DJ: This way, this way! Come on! Come on!
Tristan: Get the gate, Chowder!
Chowder closes the gate behind him as Nevercracker runs back to him.
Nevercracker: What are you doing?!
Chowder: Trying to slow the house down!
Nevercracker: Move it, Pork Chop!
The house goes over the gate and goes after the two groups some more.
Cool: It's catching up to us! We're going to get flattened by it!
DJ and his friends and the Digi Squad scream with terror as they keep on running. DJ later sees a dumpster and pushes it towards the house blocking its way. The house chomps on the dumpster and DJ runs back to the gang. As he runs past, he sees Nevercracker behind him and helps him out.
DJ: Come, Mr. Nevercracker! Come on!
Nevercracker(feeling weak): I can't!
Franklin: But, dude? You're strong! You can!
Oscar: Right now isn't the time, Franklin!
The house keeps on coming towards them while DJ tries to help Nevercracker some more.
DJ: Mr. Nevercracker, come on!
Nevercracker: Go on! I'll be alright!
The house does its chomping attack as it goes over and pass Nevercracker and goes after the kids and the squad some more. The two groups climb over a fence and run across the street where the construction site is.
Biyomon: I can't believe we're going back to that dump again. Why do we need to go back to it?
Agumon: You'll see, Biyomon! Keep running!
The house follows them to the construction site when suddenly, something forced it to turn around when it was hit by a brick from behind. As it turns around, it sees Nevercracker preventing it from getting to the children and our heroes.
Nevercracker: YOU STAY AWAY FROM THOSE CHILDREN, DIGIMON, TEENAGERS, PINATAS, PANDAS, THAT FIRE-BREATHING REPTILE AND THAT MOGWAI, CONSTANCE!
The house growls and goes after Nevercracker instead. It roars at his face and the old man realized that he shouldn't have let it go in the first place.
Nevercracker(facing his house): Constance!
DJ watches with horror in his eyes when he sees Nevercracker confronting the house.
DJ: Mr. Nevercracker!
Nevercracker: Oh, now! There, there, girl! My sweet! You have been a bad girl, haven't you? You hurt people! Oh, Constance! We've always known this day would come, haven't we?
That's it for Part 5! Stick around for the sixth and final part for I will work on it soon! After that, episode of the Guilmon's Adventures Series.