Hey, everyone! Happy first week of Advent! Well, tommorrow is December and we are still doing a few Christmas shopping to do, you know what I mean? Anyways, here's part 5 of my spoof! Enjoy! Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this part.
Digimon belongs to Saban and Bandai.
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story belongs to Universal.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles belongs to Mirage.
ETO Rangers belongs to Shaft.
Stitch belongs to Disney.
Chima belongs to Lego.
Pacman belongs to Namco.
ALF belongs to Alien Productions.
The Mask belongs to Dark Horse.
As we last left the Cartoon All Stars, they were forced to be part of Professor Pretorius' monstrous circus by becoming monsters. But Guilmon, looked at Louie and Cecilia who were still primates and sadly says goodbye to them. He gives them a nice pat on the backs just to turn them back to normal with love and care. Guilmon smiles when they have turned back to their normal selves again until he heard Pretorius' voice.
Professor Pretorius: Come on, you!
Guilmon(sighing): We were friends for a minute, Louie!
Guilmon pats Louie on the head prompting him to wake up with confusion.
Louie(sighing): Guilmon?
As Guilmon was about to go which Pretorius told him to, he stops for a minute to turn to the kids.
Guilmon: Remember me!
Guilmon then sadly walks away as the door closes and everything has gone black. The very next morning while a momma bird was teaching her young how to fly, Louie and Cecilia were still at the circus sleeping but were sent to another room which is actually Gordon's. Cecilia wakes up with a yawn and wakes Louie up by surprising him with a flick from her hand. He overreacts and realize that everything's okay and smiles as Cecilia laughs at him.
Cecilia: Good morning, Louie!
Louie: Good morning!
Cecilia laughs again and then gasps as she hears Gordon's voice.
Gordon: Good morning!
Cecilia(gasping as she sees Gordon): Louie, look! It's that funny aardvark/kangaroo hybrid!
Gordon comes in bringing the kids a pile of pancakes on a plate for breakfast.
Gordon: I've brought ya breakfast! Pancakes okay?
Louie: Sounds great!
Cecilia: Yes, yes! Splendid!
Gordon(sitting down): So you thought I was funny, eh?
Cecilia: Oh, yes! Very funny!
Gordon: I can never make the professor laugh!
Louie: Well, he is pretty nutty, don'tcha think?
Gordon(standing up): Well, you know the show's gotten pretty weird! Scary in a way!
Gordon walks over to a fish bowl with a fish in it and picks it up while talking to the kids. The fish went inside his mouth and comes out of his nostrils and went back into the bowl while still talking to them.
Gordon: I like comedy myself! But the professor promises me that I would come up with a bit that would make him laugh, he'll put me in the show. I just ain't able to bring it up, that's all.
Louie: What's your name?
Gordon(putting the fish bowl back): Gordon Shumway! Formerly the alien life force! How you doing?
Cecilia: I'm Cecilia Nuthatch! It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Gordon!
Gordon(shaking hands with Cecilia): Same at ya! Hey, you wanna see a bit?
Cecilia: Sure!
Gordon: Watch this, watch this! (pulling his sleeves up)Watch this! This is great!
Gordon laughs and walks over to the other side of his room and dresses himself up as lion tamer and lion. He makes a whipping sound with a whip and goes through the hoop and lands on the ground like a real lion. He takes a giant match out of his pocket and lights the hoop on fire. He makes the sound of the whip again and becomes frightened by it. He takes a small step towards the hoop and jumps through it and then bows to the audience which are the kids. The kids were amazed of Gordon's act and then his bum goes on fire and screams with panic.
Gordon: HOT!
Gordon runs to get a bucket of water to put out the fire but it appears on his right foot. He tries to blow it out and then gets a water spritzer out to take it out but it sprays him instead. The fish looks at him weirdly. Gordon gets rid of the spritzer and puts the fire out with his hand and calms down. Suddenly the fire goes on his finger and puts it in his mouth. Then it appears on his hair and he looks up. He drops the same fish bowl from his fur and jumps into it to put out the fire. Louie and Cecilia laugh to see such funny business.
Gordon(smiling): S-s-so you see how that was funny? Was it okay?
Louie: Yeah, of course it's funny!
Gordon: I've showed him the prop! He didn't laugh!
Louie: You don't get it, do you? That guy's crazy!
Gordon: No, not really crazy. He's just a little bit off in his hea...look! After breakfast, he told me you gotta get outta here.
Louie: What about the contract?
Gordon(picking up the pancakes): He tore it up!
Cecilia: That was lucky!
Louie: And our friends?
Gordon: Your friends, uh, who?
Cecilia: You know, the cartoon all stars?
Gordon: Forget 'em!
Louie: Hey, no way! Where are they?
Gordon: I'm telling ya, you have to forget them and care about your memories!
Louie(pulling Gordon towards him): Where are they, Gordon?
Gordon: Alright, alright! I'll show you, but...you're not gonna like it, though. Come with me!
Gordon takes the kids outside to another tent where a crow was hanging around and later flies off. He opens the curtain to let them in and the kids are shocked that they the toons being turned into monsters. The ETO Rangers were turned into Power Rangers monsters(Rat monster to Pudgy Pig but Souffle has been changed into the Bad Ram from Kirby Right Back At Ya), Pac and his friends were turned into the Big Cheese's robots from Samurai Pizza Cats(Pac: Coin Robot, Spiral: The Great Golden Cluck and Cyli: Octopus Robot), Laval and his friends were turned into Nightmare's Monsters also from Kirby Right Back At Ya(Fire Lion to Crow Monster but Eris and Cragger on the other hand were changed into Spring Chicken from Fighting Foodons and the Crocodile Dragon from Yu-Gi-Oh), The turtles were changed into Shellshock from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Turtletron from Masked Rider, Hydrofiend from Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue and Turtlecon from Power Rangers Time Force, Stitch, Yuna and their friends were turned into the Jyarei Monsters from ETO Rangers(Blue Hairy Jyarei Monster to Jellyfish Jyarei Monster) and Guilmon has dark warped digivolve into his evil Mega level, Megidramon.
Cecilia(shocked): What, what's happened to them, Mr. Gordon?
Gordon: Professor gave them that stuff that sent them off to deep end! That's why he tore up your contracts. That was a deal they've made.
Louie: So they stayed this way 'cause of me?
Gordon: I guess so! He's featuring them in the show tonight. All the usual weird-ohs will show up I'm sure!
Louie: Gordon, you gotta get us in that show!
Gordon: I can't do that!
Louie: Don't you see? They did this for us!
Gordon was about to run off but Louie grabs him again.
Louie: This guy is crazy, Gordon! He's never gonna laugh at your jokes.
Louie lets go Gordon as the alien falls onto some stuff and the boy grabs him ove glaring at him.
Gordon: Alright! I'll get you in but not like because of what you said. (looking at Cecilia)'Cause of her and you(taking the bucket of his head)when you laughed. Come on, I've gotta...get ready for the show!
Gordon walks to think of a better plan with the kids confused about what he's talking about. Later that night, two My Little Pony villains which are Squirk the octopus and one of the Tetzalwurms were blowing on two bugle horns to welcome the audience.
Tetzalwurm: Show time!
The two MLP villains let the audience to enter the entrance of the circus so they can go in. Inside Louie and Cecilia were dressed up as two demons from Lightspeed Rescue. Louie is dressed as Smogger and Cecilia is dressed as Spellbinder. Louie scare the gentleman with a frightening sound.
Louie: Boo, you bunch of dopes!
Cecilia: Um, boo?
Louie: Boo? Is that the best you can do? They're easy enough to scare.
Louie scares another man to show Cecilia how easy it was.
Louie: See?
Cecilia: But Louie, I don't want to scare anybody!
Louie: Well, neither do I! But do you wanna get busted?!
Cecilia: Alright, I'll try!
Cecilia jumps to make a proper scare to frighten a lady off.
Cecilia: I don't understand these people!
Gordon(dressed as Guitar from MMPR season 2): Don't ya see? That's why they come to get scared! Simple as that!(realizing by hearing drums) Oh, the show's starting up! We better get to our places. We're in the opening bit.
The camera zoomz to a skull-like entrance and reveals Pretorius coming out of his hat while smoke appears.
Professor Pretorius: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most terrifying show on the planet earth!(puts his hat on his head) Professor Pretorius' Eccentric Circus! We will scare you!(making a cloud of the West Wind from the Wizard of Oz cartoon appear to scare the audience) We will frighten you!(makes the Smog Blob from Captain Planet appear) We will shock you witless with our dreadful, terrifying, vile, monstrous program(making the unnamed gas creature from Power Rangers SPD appear)! Ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, I give you the Infernal Vile Demon Parade!
The lights turn on for the Skull's eyes and the curtains open in its mouth. Gordon takes a peak out of the skull to look at the audience.
Gordon(whispering to the kids): Okay, this is it! Just look scary and wave your pitch forks.(putting his mask on)
Bats come out of the skull's eyes and out comes the Lightspeed Rescue Monsters to scare the audience. The people scream as they see the creatures jump around. Louie and Cecilia are doing their parts.
Cecilia: Louie, I feel so silly! What is wrong with these people?
Louie: I don't know! But I never seen so many tonsils in my life.
The same punks who threaten Louie and Cecilia last night came back to see the show and they, too are getting scared. The Pacman and Ghostbusters ghosts(DIC and Filmation) came out and started flying to do some howling and screaching while a person in the control room does the special effects. The Dragon from episode one of Samurai Pizza Cats appears and breathes fire from its mouth. That made one of the audience nervous as he pops his bubble gum bubble while Pretorius laughs with the Mutants from Time Force circling around him. The two Dragon/Virus Digimon Megadramon and Gigadramon appear and they both do some flying while scaring the audience. Megadramon jumps down to the audience and scares them but it was a person who loses his mask and becomes really embarassed. The person takes his face back from one of the people and puts it back on to do some more scaring and goes over to the skull scaring Cecilia. Explosions have later occured and the skull opens all the way up to let out elephants pulling a cart from behind them. They pulled out a giant pyramid as the light and sound effect man does more of his stuff. The Swat Bots from Sonic the Hedgehog and Koopa Troopers from Super Mario Bros. release the elephants to go back to their cages leaving the pyramid with Pretorius on it. They light shines on him as he goes on with the next act.
Professor Pretorius: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the most fearsome creatures of your darkest dreams! I give you monsters!
The pyramid burns to ashes and shows Guilmon and the gang still in their monster forms. The audience is really frightened as they see them and Gordon, Louie and Cecilia are shocked, too as a spilling salt salesman comes by.
Salesman: Spilling salt here! Get your spilling salt here!
Megidramon growls and roars some more as Louie watches with a nervous look on his face.
Cecilia(als nervous): Oh, Louie, Louie, what can we do?!
Louie: I don't know!
Gordon: There's nothing you can do!
Professor Pretorius: And now I'm going to attempt the impossible! I will attempt the all masterful, the most fearsome of them all Digimon Digital Monster clan! The ultimate set of threats in the Digital World! The mightiest of the evil digimon, Megidramon!
Pretorius introduces Guilmon's evil Mega level as the monster roars.
Professor Pretorius(confronting Megidramon): Look into my eyes, you blood-thirsty thing!
Pretorius does some hypnosis and begans to put Megidramon in a trance. Later, the monster is unable to attack.
Professor Pretorius: Remove his shackles!
One of the Swat Bots and one of the Koopa Troopers did what Pretorius told them to do and the audience become even more scared as a lady screams shedding her hair leaving a bald spot on her head.
Professor Pretorius: Now take two giant steps!
Megidramon takes two big steps and goes on the floor where Pretorius is. The audience is becoming more and more frightend.
Professor Pretorius(laughing): Now two steps toward the audience!
Megidramon takes two more steps to the audience as they panic with fear.
Professor Pretorius: So you see, the creature that scares you does whatever I say! I am the master of fear and I am not afraid!
As Megidramon is under Pretorius' control, a crow flies into the control room startling the lights and sound man and turns the button to the flares for the show on with its beak flashining Megidramon and his fellow monsters.
That's it for part 5. Just one more part to go and then I will work on the ETO Rangers and Thundercats' Adventures of Extreme Dinosaurs Episode 1. Stick around for the final part for I will work on it soon.
Digimon belongs to Saban and Bandai.
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story belongs to Universal.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles belongs to Mirage.
ETO Rangers belongs to Shaft.
Stitch belongs to Disney.
Chima belongs to Lego.
Pacman belongs to Namco.
ALF belongs to Alien Productions.
The Mask belongs to Dark Horse.
As we last left the Cartoon All Stars, they were forced to be part of Professor Pretorius' monstrous circus by becoming monsters. But Guilmon, looked at Louie and Cecilia who were still primates and sadly says goodbye to them. He gives them a nice pat on the backs just to turn them back to normal with love and care. Guilmon smiles when they have turned back to their normal selves again until he heard Pretorius' voice.
Professor Pretorius: Come on, you!
Guilmon(sighing): We were friends for a minute, Louie!
Guilmon pats Louie on the head prompting him to wake up with confusion.
Louie(sighing): Guilmon?
As Guilmon was about to go which Pretorius told him to, he stops for a minute to turn to the kids.
Guilmon: Remember me!
Guilmon then sadly walks away as the door closes and everything has gone black. The very next morning while a momma bird was teaching her young how to fly, Louie and Cecilia were still at the circus sleeping but were sent to another room which is actually Gordon's. Cecilia wakes up with a yawn and wakes Louie up by surprising him with a flick from her hand. He overreacts and realize that everything's okay and smiles as Cecilia laughs at him.
Cecilia: Good morning, Louie!
Louie: Good morning!
Cecilia laughs again and then gasps as she hears Gordon's voice.
Gordon: Good morning!
Cecilia(gasping as she sees Gordon): Louie, look! It's that funny aardvark/kangaroo hybrid!
Gordon comes in bringing the kids a pile of pancakes on a plate for breakfast.
Gordon: I've brought ya breakfast! Pancakes okay?
Louie: Sounds great!
Cecilia: Yes, yes! Splendid!
Gordon(sitting down): So you thought I was funny, eh?
Cecilia: Oh, yes! Very funny!
Gordon: I can never make the professor laugh!
Louie: Well, he is pretty nutty, don'tcha think?
Gordon(standing up): Well, you know the show's gotten pretty weird! Scary in a way!
Gordon walks over to a fish bowl with a fish in it and picks it up while talking to the kids. The fish went inside his mouth and comes out of his nostrils and went back into the bowl while still talking to them.
Gordon: I like comedy myself! But the professor promises me that I would come up with a bit that would make him laugh, he'll put me in the show. I just ain't able to bring it up, that's all.
Louie: What's your name?
Gordon(putting the fish bowl back): Gordon Shumway! Formerly the alien life force! How you doing?
Cecilia: I'm Cecilia Nuthatch! It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Gordon!
Gordon(shaking hands with Cecilia): Same at ya! Hey, you wanna see a bit?
Cecilia: Sure!
Gordon: Watch this, watch this! (pulling his sleeves up)Watch this! This is great!
Gordon laughs and walks over to the other side of his room and dresses himself up as lion tamer and lion. He makes a whipping sound with a whip and goes through the hoop and lands on the ground like a real lion. He takes a giant match out of his pocket and lights the hoop on fire. He makes the sound of the whip again and becomes frightened by it. He takes a small step towards the hoop and jumps through it and then bows to the audience which are the kids. The kids were amazed of Gordon's act and then his bum goes on fire and screams with panic.
Gordon: HOT!
Gordon runs to get a bucket of water to put out the fire but it appears on his right foot. He tries to blow it out and then gets a water spritzer out to take it out but it sprays him instead. The fish looks at him weirdly. Gordon gets rid of the spritzer and puts the fire out with his hand and calms down. Suddenly the fire goes on his finger and puts it in his mouth. Then it appears on his hair and he looks up. He drops the same fish bowl from his fur and jumps into it to put out the fire. Louie and Cecilia laugh to see such funny business.
Gordon(smiling): S-s-so you see how that was funny? Was it okay?
Louie: Yeah, of course it's funny!
Gordon: I've showed him the prop! He didn't laugh!
Louie: You don't get it, do you? That guy's crazy!
Gordon: No, not really crazy. He's just a little bit off in his hea...look! After breakfast, he told me you gotta get outta here.
Louie: What about the contract?
Gordon(picking up the pancakes): He tore it up!
Cecilia: That was lucky!
Louie: And our friends?
Gordon: Your friends, uh, who?
Cecilia: You know, the cartoon all stars?
Gordon: Forget 'em!
Louie: Hey, no way! Where are they?
Gordon: I'm telling ya, you have to forget them and care about your memories!
Louie(pulling Gordon towards him): Where are they, Gordon?
Gordon: Alright, alright! I'll show you, but...you're not gonna like it, though. Come with me!
Gordon takes the kids outside to another tent where a crow was hanging around and later flies off. He opens the curtain to let them in and the kids are shocked that they the toons being turned into monsters. The ETO Rangers were turned into Power Rangers monsters(Rat monster to Pudgy Pig but Souffle has been changed into the Bad Ram from Kirby Right Back At Ya), Pac and his friends were turned into the Big Cheese's robots from Samurai Pizza Cats(Pac: Coin Robot, Spiral: The Great Golden Cluck and Cyli: Octopus Robot), Laval and his friends were turned into Nightmare's Monsters also from Kirby Right Back At Ya(Fire Lion to Crow Monster but Eris and Cragger on the other hand were changed into Spring Chicken from Fighting Foodons and the Crocodile Dragon from Yu-Gi-Oh), The turtles were changed into Shellshock from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Turtletron from Masked Rider, Hydrofiend from Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue and Turtlecon from Power Rangers Time Force, Stitch, Yuna and their friends were turned into the Jyarei Monsters from ETO Rangers(Blue Hairy Jyarei Monster to Jellyfish Jyarei Monster) and Guilmon has dark warped digivolve into his evil Mega level, Megidramon.
Cecilia(shocked): What, what's happened to them, Mr. Gordon?
Gordon: Professor gave them that stuff that sent them off to deep end! That's why he tore up your contracts. That was a deal they've made.
Louie: So they stayed this way 'cause of me?
Gordon: I guess so! He's featuring them in the show tonight. All the usual weird-ohs will show up I'm sure!
Louie: Gordon, you gotta get us in that show!
Gordon: I can't do that!
Louie: Don't you see? They did this for us!
Gordon was about to run off but Louie grabs him again.
Louie: This guy is crazy, Gordon! He's never gonna laugh at your jokes.
Louie lets go Gordon as the alien falls onto some stuff and the boy grabs him ove glaring at him.
Gordon: Alright! I'll get you in but not like because of what you said. (looking at Cecilia)'Cause of her and you(taking the bucket of his head)when you laughed. Come on, I've gotta...get ready for the show!
Gordon walks to think of a better plan with the kids confused about what he's talking about. Later that night, two My Little Pony villains which are Squirk the octopus and one of the Tetzalwurms were blowing on two bugle horns to welcome the audience.
Tetzalwurm: Show time!
The two MLP villains let the audience to enter the entrance of the circus so they can go in. Inside Louie and Cecilia were dressed up as two demons from Lightspeed Rescue. Louie is dressed as Smogger and Cecilia is dressed as Spellbinder. Louie scare the gentleman with a frightening sound.
Louie: Boo, you bunch of dopes!
Cecilia: Um, boo?
Louie: Boo? Is that the best you can do? They're easy enough to scare.
Louie scares another man to show Cecilia how easy it was.
Louie: See?
Cecilia: But Louie, I don't want to scare anybody!
Louie: Well, neither do I! But do you wanna get busted?!
Cecilia: Alright, I'll try!
Cecilia jumps to make a proper scare to frighten a lady off.
Cecilia: I don't understand these people!
Gordon(dressed as Guitar from MMPR season 2): Don't ya see? That's why they come to get scared! Simple as that!(realizing by hearing drums) Oh, the show's starting up! We better get to our places. We're in the opening bit.
The camera zoomz to a skull-like entrance and reveals Pretorius coming out of his hat while smoke appears.
Professor Pretorius: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most terrifying show on the planet earth!(puts his hat on his head) Professor Pretorius' Eccentric Circus! We will scare you!(making a cloud of the West Wind from the Wizard of Oz cartoon appear to scare the audience) We will frighten you!(makes the Smog Blob from Captain Planet appear) We will shock you witless with our dreadful, terrifying, vile, monstrous program(making the unnamed gas creature from Power Rangers SPD appear)! Ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, I give you the Infernal Vile Demon Parade!
The lights turn on for the Skull's eyes and the curtains open in its mouth. Gordon takes a peak out of the skull to look at the audience.
Gordon(whispering to the kids): Okay, this is it! Just look scary and wave your pitch forks.(putting his mask on)
Bats come out of the skull's eyes and out comes the Lightspeed Rescue Monsters to scare the audience. The people scream as they see the creatures jump around. Louie and Cecilia are doing their parts.
Cecilia: Louie, I feel so silly! What is wrong with these people?
Louie: I don't know! But I never seen so many tonsils in my life.
The same punks who threaten Louie and Cecilia last night came back to see the show and they, too are getting scared. The Pacman and Ghostbusters ghosts(DIC and Filmation) came out and started flying to do some howling and screaching while a person in the control room does the special effects. The Dragon from episode one of Samurai Pizza Cats appears and breathes fire from its mouth. That made one of the audience nervous as he pops his bubble gum bubble while Pretorius laughs with the Mutants from Time Force circling around him. The two Dragon/Virus Digimon Megadramon and Gigadramon appear and they both do some flying while scaring the audience. Megadramon jumps down to the audience and scares them but it was a person who loses his mask and becomes really embarassed. The person takes his face back from one of the people and puts it back on to do some more scaring and goes over to the skull scaring Cecilia. Explosions have later occured and the skull opens all the way up to let out elephants pulling a cart from behind them. They pulled out a giant pyramid as the light and sound effect man does more of his stuff. The Swat Bots from Sonic the Hedgehog and Koopa Troopers from Super Mario Bros. release the elephants to go back to their cages leaving the pyramid with Pretorius on it. They light shines on him as he goes on with the next act.
Professor Pretorius: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the most fearsome creatures of your darkest dreams! I give you monsters!
The pyramid burns to ashes and shows Guilmon and the gang still in their monster forms. The audience is really frightened as they see them and Gordon, Louie and Cecilia are shocked, too as a spilling salt salesman comes by.
Salesman: Spilling salt here! Get your spilling salt here!
Megidramon growls and roars some more as Louie watches with a nervous look on his face.
Cecilia(als nervous): Oh, Louie, Louie, what can we do?!
Louie: I don't know!
Gordon: There's nothing you can do!
Professor Pretorius: And now I'm going to attempt the impossible! I will attempt the all masterful, the most fearsome of them all Digimon Digital Monster clan! The ultimate set of threats in the Digital World! The mightiest of the evil digimon, Megidramon!
Pretorius introduces Guilmon's evil Mega level as the monster roars.
Professor Pretorius(confronting Megidramon): Look into my eyes, you blood-thirsty thing!
Pretorius does some hypnosis and begans to put Megidramon in a trance. Later, the monster is unable to attack.
Professor Pretorius: Remove his shackles!
One of the Swat Bots and one of the Koopa Troopers did what Pretorius told them to do and the audience become even more scared as a lady screams shedding her hair leaving a bald spot on her head.
Professor Pretorius: Now take two giant steps!
Megidramon takes two big steps and goes on the floor where Pretorius is. The audience is becoming more and more frightend.
Professor Pretorius(laughing): Now two steps toward the audience!
Megidramon takes two more steps to the audience as they panic with fear.
Professor Pretorius: So you see, the creature that scares you does whatever I say! I am the master of fear and I am not afraid!
As Megidramon is under Pretorius' control, a crow flies into the control room startling the lights and sound man and turns the button to the flares for the show on with its beak flashining Megidramon and his fellow monsters.
That's it for part 5. Just one more part to go and then I will work on the ETO Rangers and Thundercats' Adventures of Extreme Dinosaurs Episode 1. Stick around for the final part for I will work on it soon.