Here's part 3 thus Act III of the first chapter of the parody. Enjoy! In this part, Johnny Bravo and Eric Cartman from South Park are introduced. Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this part.
Digimon belongs to Saban and Bandai.
Winnie the Pooh belongs to Disney.
Johnny Bravo belongs to Warner Bros. and Hanna Barbera.
ETO Rangers belongs to Shaft.
South Park belongs to Paramount and Comedy Central.
My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro.
Labyrinth belongs to Jim Henson.
Sonic the Hedgehog belongs to Sega.
After his second failure of trying to get honey from the Combee, Agumon goes somewhere else to find some in a better way.
Jonathan Winters(narrating): Now Agumon was not the sort to give up easily. When he put his mind to honey, he stuck to it. Now honey rhymes with bunny and bunny rhymes with...
Agumon(realizing something): Johnny?(getting up to get to the other side of the book) Yeah, I like Johnny and here's a short easy word like, "how's about lunch" and "help yourself, Agumon"!
Inside, Johnny Bravo the narcissitic muscle man was having a meal by himself until he heard the sentence Agumon said from outside his house prompting him to become shocked.
Johnny: Agumon?! Lunch?! Oh, no! Not again! Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my goodness gracious!
Johnny was about to clean everything off his table as Agumon gets confused when he got no answer from him.
Agumon: Is anybody home?
Agumon got no answer and decides to get closer just to make sure Johnny heard him.
Agumon: What I said was, "is anybody at home"?
Johnny: No!
Agumon(annoyed sitting down): Drat! Is there anybody home?
Johnny(clearing his table): Nobody!
Agumon: But there's somebody there! Because somebody must've said nobody!
Agumon(smiling as he realizes that voice): Is that you in there, Johnny?
Johnny: No!
Agumon: But is that Johnny's voice?
Johnny picks the jar of honey off his table and starts to speak into it just to confuse Agumon.
Johnny(talking into the pot): I don't think so! It isn't left to be!
Agumon goes through Johnny's window and then sees him.
Agumon: Hello, Johnny!
Johnny(turning to see Agumon): Oh, hello, Agumon!
The good-looking man becomes shocked as he saw Agumon coming in through his window and is surprised to see him.
Johnny: A-Agumon! Ah, um, (smiling as he hides the honey pot behind him)what a pleasant surprise! Ah, um, how about lunch?
Agumon(coming in Johnny's house through his window): Oh, thankyou, Johnny!(goes into Johnny's kitchen).
Johnny: Um, help yourself, Agumon!
Agumon sits at Johnny's table and wraps a napkin around his neck because he's very excited to have some honey as he picks up a knife and spoon where a plate is at.
Johnny: Ah, would you like condensed milk or honey on your bread?
Agumon: Both! (laughs)But never mind the bread, please? (showing Johnny how much honey he would like by using his hand and fingers)Just a small helping, if you please?
Johnny: Ah! There you are!
Johnny puts a small amount of honey on Agumon's plate but the little digimon is confused as he and Johnny both looked at each other weirdly.
Johnny: Is, uh, something wrong?
Agumon: Well, I really need a larger small helping!
Johnny: Well, it will take time if you take the whole...(seeing Agumon grabbing the jar out of his hands)jar!
Agumon: Thankyou, Johnny!
Agumon smiled and he begins to eat the entire jar of honey as Jonathan shows the audience how much he has eaten by turning the pages.
Jonathan Winters(narrating): So, Agumon ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate!(laughs as he turns to the final page with the honey pots on which Agumon has eaten due to his hunger) Until at last as he said to Johnny in a rather sticky voice...
Agumon(putting the last empty jar of honey while smacking his lips): I must be going now! Goodbye, Johnny!
Agumon shakes hands with Johnny with honey covered on them.
Johnny(while trying to take the honey off his hands and fingers): Well, goobye! Be sure you won't have any more!
Agumon(turning back to Johnny before he left): Is there any more?
Johnny: No, there isn't!
Agumon: I thought not!
Agumon scrubs some leftover honey off his face and puts it in his mouth and as he goes out through Johnny's window, he felt that he's not getting out and becomes stuck.
Agumon: Oh, help! Oh, boy! I'm stuck!
Johnny is also shocked when he sees Agumon being stuck through his window as the little Digimon struggles. So he tries to help him get unstuck by pushing him out.
Johnny: Oh, dear! Oh, gracious! Oh, well it all comes to eating too much!
Agumon(struggling to get out): Oh, it all comes from not coming out of windows not big enough!
Johnny did as much as he could to push Agumon out his window but is too exhausted due to how much weight he has gained.
Johnny: Oh, dear! It's no use! There's only one thing to do! I'll go get Twilight Sparkle!
Johnny goes out his back door and goes around to the other side of his house where Agumon is and goes get Twilight for some help. After Johnny leaves, Agumon had nothing else to do until he saw Drago riding on his nimbus cloud minding his own business. The fifth ETO Ranger then sees Agumon and is surprised to see him.
Drago: Well, if it isn't Agumon!
Agumon: Oh, hello, Drago!
Drago(coming down on the ground as his nimbus disappears into thin air): Splendid day to be in one's business, huh?(laughs) Oh!
Drago then takes a closer look at Agumon and learns that he's stuck in between Johnny's window.
Drago: I say, are you stuck?
Agumon(laughing): No, no! Just resting and thinking and humming to myself!(begins to hum)
Drago(clearing his throat): You, sir, are stuck! A wedge digimon in a great tightness. In a word, inremovable!(laughs again as Agumon sighs with shame) Now obviously, this situation calls for an expert!
All of a sudden, a fat kid comes by on a bicycle and startles Drago with his horn as the wisest of the ETO Rangers turns around and glares at the kid for startling him.
Fat Kid(getting off his bike): Somebody called for an expectation expert? I'm not in the book by I'm at your service! Eric Cartman's the name, here's my card! What's your problem?
Eric(the fat kid's real name) shows Drago his card as the wise dragon clears his throat to read it.
Drago: Yes, yes, yes, yes! It seems the residence of Johnny Bravo's domecile is assessible! In other words, plugged!
Eric: And you want me to get him out?
Drago: Precisely!
Drago then looks at Eric to see that he's going the wrong way so he turns the fat kid to the other way where Agumon is.
Drago: Um, I say, it's over there, good fellow!
Eric takes a closer look at Agumon and makes a comment about him being stuck between Johnny's window.
Eric: The first thing to start is to get rid of that Digimon! He's gumming up the whole project!
Drago(annoyed with Eric): Confound it, he is the project!
Eric(climbing up on Agumon): Hard digging, hit bedrock, dangerous cave in, risky!
Eric pulls out a pick axe and starts to get Agumon out by hitting the window sill but dirt and muck from Johnny's gutters fall down on him and Agumon burrying him.
Eric(getting out of the pile of muck): Need plans for bracing! Big job, take 2-3 days!
Agumon(shocked): Three days?! What about lunches?
Eric: No problem! I always go home for lunch! So this will run into money!(hopping off of Agumon)
Drago: Oh!(clearing his throat) I, um, I say! How much?
Eric(thinking while using an abacus): Um, do the job for overly rate cover material plus over time plus 10%!
Drago: And your estimate?
Eric(turning back to Drago): No, can't give an estimate! Too risky!
Eric pokes Drago in the torso making the wise dragon annoyed.
Drago: Blast it all!
Eric(smiling): Good idea! We'll dynamite, save time!
Drago: Uh, what's the charge?
Eric: The charge, 1 about 7 sticks of dynamite!
Drago: Oh, no, no, no, no! The cost, the charge of money!
Eric(walking past and pushing Drago over): No charger count! I work strictly cash!
Drago: Obviously, but I should think...
Eric: Can't stand lally-gagging all day. Got a big schedule!
Eric was about to go on his bike but he slips on a banana peel and goes sliding down the street while screaming with panic until he has fallen into a sewer as Drago walks over to make sure he's alright.
Eric(talking through the sewer): Lets just think it over, we'll have time, you got my card, I'm not in the book, you know!
Drago(turning to Agumon): Oh! Dash it all, he's gone!
Agumon: After all, he's not in the book, you know!
Drago clears his throat and understands what Agumon's talking about. All of a sudden, he sees Johnny coming back with Twilight and Ludo just to help Agumon get unstuck.
Johnny: Here we come! Don't worry!
Twilight: Cheer up, Agumon! We're coming! We'll get you out!
Ludo: Well, maybe!
Twilight(seeing Agumon stuck): Silly old Digimon! Here, give me your hand!
Twilight, with Johnny's help, pulls on Agumon and did her best to get him out but it was just too much pressure for the silly old digimon.
Agumon(ashamed): It's no use! I'm stuck!
Twilight: Well, if we can't pull you out, Agumon, perhaps we should push you back!
Johnny(shocked): Oh, no! Not that! Oh, my gracious! Oh, dear!
Johnny went back around to his back yard and hurried back into his house and puts a chair on the side of his window just to attach it to Agumon's rear.
Johnny: Having it this way is a better time wasted!
Twilight: Agumon, there's only one thing we can do. Wait for you to get thin again!
Agumon: Aw, nuts! How long will that take?
Ludo: Days, weeks, months! Who knows?
Inside his house, Johnny is starting to feel terrible that Agumon had to wait until it is the right time for him to get out between his window.
Johnny(pulling up his chair): Oh, dear! If I have to face that, that thing for months I'll might as well make the best of it.
Johnny turns his chair around and minds his own business when suddenly in shock, he sees Agumon's rear on his mirror.
Johnny(shocked): Oh, no! There it is again! Well, I'll just turn it to the wall.
Johnny tries to turn his mirror to his wall, but he accidentally takes the frame off.
Johnny: Oh, dear!(taking a look at it and thinks it would fit Agumon's rear properly) Hmm! It's a frame! Uh-huh!
Johnny puts the frame on Agumon's rear but it didn't look right so he decides to turn it over to make it just right thus making Agumon very uncomfortable.
Johnny: No, no, no, no, no! Very nice! And a splash of color!
Johnny puts a table cloth and a potted plant Agumon's rear but he also realizes that it's not very pretty enough.
Johnny: Oh, it just doesn't have that rustic kind of look!
Johnny hits Agumon from behind making him annoyed with Johnny. Inside, the good-looking man is putting up antlers for his very own moose and he starts to paint on Agumon's rear a face.
Johnny: There! A hunting trophy! Uh-huh! I know just the thing!
Agumon(feeling from behind): Something tickles!
As Johnny draws the smile of the moose, Agumon laughs and wiggles due to being tickled and it made Johnny embarassed that he made the moose a zigzag smile.
Johnny(embarassed): Oh, Agumon! You messed up my moose!
Outside, Agumon was making a silly smile which was the same smile as the moose and suddenly, he sees Vanilla, Cream and Cheese coming along with a special surprise for him.
Vanilla: Agumon, Cream and Cheese have a little surprise for you!
Cream(bringing out a bouquet of flowers): Flowers!
Cheese: Chao, choa!
Agumon: Honey suckle!(about to open his mouth to eat the flowers)
Vanilla(laughing): No, Agumon! You don't eat them, you smell them!
Agumon: Oh!(smells the flowers)
Inside, Johnny made his moose perfect by blocking the messed up smile with first generation My Little Pony, Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and G. I. Joe collectables on a table.
Johnny: That's not bad! Not bad at all! It's rather good I think!
Agumon: Ah!(smells the flowers again)
Agumon is about to sneeze because of the flowers Cream and Cheese gave him shaking the table with the '80s toys still on which is beginning to worry Johnny.
Johnny(concerned): Oh, no! Oh, no, please?!
Later, Agumon sneezed and that sneeze of his was very obnoxcious the table exploded and the toys went flying and landed on Johnny covering him.
Johnny: Oh, no, no! Help!
Johnny is offended as he takes the My Little Pony face cloth off him.
Johnny: Why did I ever invite that digital monster to lunch? Why, oh, why, oh, why?
That's it for part 3 alias Act III. Stick around for part 4 thus the final act of the first chapter and after that, Chapter 2: The Blustery Day for I will work on it soon. Part 4, that is!
Digimon belongs to Saban and Bandai.
Winnie the Pooh belongs to Disney.
Johnny Bravo belongs to Warner Bros. and Hanna Barbera.
ETO Rangers belongs to Shaft.
South Park belongs to Paramount and Comedy Central.
My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro.
Labyrinth belongs to Jim Henson.
Sonic the Hedgehog belongs to Sega.
After his second failure of trying to get honey from the Combee, Agumon goes somewhere else to find some in a better way.
Jonathan Winters(narrating): Now Agumon was not the sort to give up easily. When he put his mind to honey, he stuck to it. Now honey rhymes with bunny and bunny rhymes with...
Agumon(realizing something): Johnny?(getting up to get to the other side of the book) Yeah, I like Johnny and here's a short easy word like, "how's about lunch" and "help yourself, Agumon"!
Inside, Johnny Bravo the narcissitic muscle man was having a meal by himself until he heard the sentence Agumon said from outside his house prompting him to become shocked.
Johnny: Agumon?! Lunch?! Oh, no! Not again! Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my goodness gracious!
Johnny was about to clean everything off his table as Agumon gets confused when he got no answer from him.
Agumon: Is anybody home?
Agumon got no answer and decides to get closer just to make sure Johnny heard him.
Agumon: What I said was, "is anybody at home"?
Johnny: No!
Agumon(annoyed sitting down): Drat! Is there anybody home?
Johnny(clearing his table): Nobody!
Agumon: But there's somebody there! Because somebody must've said nobody!
Agumon(smiling as he realizes that voice): Is that you in there, Johnny?
Johnny: No!
Agumon: But is that Johnny's voice?
Johnny picks the jar of honey off his table and starts to speak into it just to confuse Agumon.
Johnny(talking into the pot): I don't think so! It isn't left to be!
Agumon goes through Johnny's window and then sees him.
Agumon: Hello, Johnny!
Johnny(turning to see Agumon): Oh, hello, Agumon!
The good-looking man becomes shocked as he saw Agumon coming in through his window and is surprised to see him.
Johnny: A-Agumon! Ah, um, (smiling as he hides the honey pot behind him)what a pleasant surprise! Ah, um, how about lunch?
Agumon(coming in Johnny's house through his window): Oh, thankyou, Johnny!(goes into Johnny's kitchen).
Johnny: Um, help yourself, Agumon!
Agumon sits at Johnny's table and wraps a napkin around his neck because he's very excited to have some honey as he picks up a knife and spoon where a plate is at.
Johnny: Ah, would you like condensed milk or honey on your bread?
Agumon: Both! (laughs)But never mind the bread, please? (showing Johnny how much honey he would like by using his hand and fingers)Just a small helping, if you please?
Johnny: Ah! There you are!
Johnny puts a small amount of honey on Agumon's plate but the little digimon is confused as he and Johnny both looked at each other weirdly.
Johnny: Is, uh, something wrong?
Agumon: Well, I really need a larger small helping!
Johnny: Well, it will take time if you take the whole...(seeing Agumon grabbing the jar out of his hands)jar!
Agumon: Thankyou, Johnny!
Agumon smiled and he begins to eat the entire jar of honey as Jonathan shows the audience how much he has eaten by turning the pages.
Jonathan Winters(narrating): So, Agumon ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate!(laughs as he turns to the final page with the honey pots on which Agumon has eaten due to his hunger) Until at last as he said to Johnny in a rather sticky voice...
Agumon(putting the last empty jar of honey while smacking his lips): I must be going now! Goodbye, Johnny!
Agumon shakes hands with Johnny with honey covered on them.
Johnny(while trying to take the honey off his hands and fingers): Well, goobye! Be sure you won't have any more!
Agumon(turning back to Johnny before he left): Is there any more?
Johnny: No, there isn't!
Agumon: I thought not!
Agumon scrubs some leftover honey off his face and puts it in his mouth and as he goes out through Johnny's window, he felt that he's not getting out and becomes stuck.
Agumon: Oh, help! Oh, boy! I'm stuck!
Johnny is also shocked when he sees Agumon being stuck through his window as the little Digimon struggles. So he tries to help him get unstuck by pushing him out.
Johnny: Oh, dear! Oh, gracious! Oh, well it all comes to eating too much!
Agumon(struggling to get out): Oh, it all comes from not coming out of windows not big enough!
Johnny did as much as he could to push Agumon out his window but is too exhausted due to how much weight he has gained.
Johnny: Oh, dear! It's no use! There's only one thing to do! I'll go get Twilight Sparkle!
Johnny goes out his back door and goes around to the other side of his house where Agumon is and goes get Twilight for some help. After Johnny leaves, Agumon had nothing else to do until he saw Drago riding on his nimbus cloud minding his own business. The fifth ETO Ranger then sees Agumon and is surprised to see him.
Drago: Well, if it isn't Agumon!
Agumon: Oh, hello, Drago!
Drago(coming down on the ground as his nimbus disappears into thin air): Splendid day to be in one's business, huh?(laughs) Oh!
Drago then takes a closer look at Agumon and learns that he's stuck in between Johnny's window.
Drago: I say, are you stuck?
Agumon(laughing): No, no! Just resting and thinking and humming to myself!(begins to hum)
Drago(clearing his throat): You, sir, are stuck! A wedge digimon in a great tightness. In a word, inremovable!(laughs again as Agumon sighs with shame) Now obviously, this situation calls for an expert!
All of a sudden, a fat kid comes by on a bicycle and startles Drago with his horn as the wisest of the ETO Rangers turns around and glares at the kid for startling him.
Fat Kid(getting off his bike): Somebody called for an expectation expert? I'm not in the book by I'm at your service! Eric Cartman's the name, here's my card! What's your problem?
Eric(the fat kid's real name) shows Drago his card as the wise dragon clears his throat to read it.
Drago: Yes, yes, yes, yes! It seems the residence of Johnny Bravo's domecile is assessible! In other words, plugged!
Eric: And you want me to get him out?
Drago: Precisely!
Drago then looks at Eric to see that he's going the wrong way so he turns the fat kid to the other way where Agumon is.
Drago: Um, I say, it's over there, good fellow!
Eric takes a closer look at Agumon and makes a comment about him being stuck between Johnny's window.
Eric: The first thing to start is to get rid of that Digimon! He's gumming up the whole project!
Drago(annoyed with Eric): Confound it, he is the project!
Eric(climbing up on Agumon): Hard digging, hit bedrock, dangerous cave in, risky!
Eric pulls out a pick axe and starts to get Agumon out by hitting the window sill but dirt and muck from Johnny's gutters fall down on him and Agumon burrying him.
Eric(getting out of the pile of muck): Need plans for bracing! Big job, take 2-3 days!
Agumon(shocked): Three days?! What about lunches?
Eric: No problem! I always go home for lunch! So this will run into money!(hopping off of Agumon)
Drago: Oh!(clearing his throat) I, um, I say! How much?
Eric(thinking while using an abacus): Um, do the job for overly rate cover material plus over time plus 10%!
Drago: And your estimate?
Eric(turning back to Drago): No, can't give an estimate! Too risky!
Eric pokes Drago in the torso making the wise dragon annoyed.
Drago: Blast it all!
Eric(smiling): Good idea! We'll dynamite, save time!
Drago: Uh, what's the charge?
Eric: The charge, 1 about 7 sticks of dynamite!
Drago: Oh, no, no, no, no! The cost, the charge of money!
Eric(walking past and pushing Drago over): No charger count! I work strictly cash!
Drago: Obviously, but I should think...
Eric: Can't stand lally-gagging all day. Got a big schedule!
Eric was about to go on his bike but he slips on a banana peel and goes sliding down the street while screaming with panic until he has fallen into a sewer as Drago walks over to make sure he's alright.
Eric(talking through the sewer): Lets just think it over, we'll have time, you got my card, I'm not in the book, you know!
Drago(turning to Agumon): Oh! Dash it all, he's gone!
Agumon: After all, he's not in the book, you know!
Drago clears his throat and understands what Agumon's talking about. All of a sudden, he sees Johnny coming back with Twilight and Ludo just to help Agumon get unstuck.
Johnny: Here we come! Don't worry!
Twilight: Cheer up, Agumon! We're coming! We'll get you out!
Ludo: Well, maybe!
Twilight(seeing Agumon stuck): Silly old Digimon! Here, give me your hand!
Twilight, with Johnny's help, pulls on Agumon and did her best to get him out but it was just too much pressure for the silly old digimon.
Agumon(ashamed): It's no use! I'm stuck!
Twilight: Well, if we can't pull you out, Agumon, perhaps we should push you back!
Johnny(shocked): Oh, no! Not that! Oh, my gracious! Oh, dear!
Johnny went back around to his back yard and hurried back into his house and puts a chair on the side of his window just to attach it to Agumon's rear.
Johnny: Having it this way is a better time wasted!
Twilight: Agumon, there's only one thing we can do. Wait for you to get thin again!
Agumon: Aw, nuts! How long will that take?
Ludo: Days, weeks, months! Who knows?
Inside his house, Johnny is starting to feel terrible that Agumon had to wait until it is the right time for him to get out between his window.
Johnny(pulling up his chair): Oh, dear! If I have to face that, that thing for months I'll might as well make the best of it.
Johnny turns his chair around and minds his own business when suddenly in shock, he sees Agumon's rear on his mirror.
Johnny(shocked): Oh, no! There it is again! Well, I'll just turn it to the wall.
Johnny tries to turn his mirror to his wall, but he accidentally takes the frame off.
Johnny: Oh, dear!(taking a look at it and thinks it would fit Agumon's rear properly) Hmm! It's a frame! Uh-huh!
Johnny puts the frame on Agumon's rear but it didn't look right so he decides to turn it over to make it just right thus making Agumon very uncomfortable.
Johnny: No, no, no, no, no! Very nice! And a splash of color!
Johnny puts a table cloth and a potted plant Agumon's rear but he also realizes that it's not very pretty enough.
Johnny: Oh, it just doesn't have that rustic kind of look!
Johnny hits Agumon from behind making him annoyed with Johnny. Inside, the good-looking man is putting up antlers for his very own moose and he starts to paint on Agumon's rear a face.
Johnny: There! A hunting trophy! Uh-huh! I know just the thing!
Agumon(feeling from behind): Something tickles!
As Johnny draws the smile of the moose, Agumon laughs and wiggles due to being tickled and it made Johnny embarassed that he made the moose a zigzag smile.
Johnny(embarassed): Oh, Agumon! You messed up my moose!
Outside, Agumon was making a silly smile which was the same smile as the moose and suddenly, he sees Vanilla, Cream and Cheese coming along with a special surprise for him.
Vanilla: Agumon, Cream and Cheese have a little surprise for you!
Cream(bringing out a bouquet of flowers): Flowers!
Cheese: Chao, choa!
Agumon: Honey suckle!(about to open his mouth to eat the flowers)
Vanilla(laughing): No, Agumon! You don't eat them, you smell them!
Agumon: Oh!(smells the flowers)
Inside, Johnny made his moose perfect by blocking the messed up smile with first generation My Little Pony, Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and G. I. Joe collectables on a table.
Johnny: That's not bad! Not bad at all! It's rather good I think!
Agumon: Ah!(smells the flowers again)
Agumon is about to sneeze because of the flowers Cream and Cheese gave him shaking the table with the '80s toys still on which is beginning to worry Johnny.
Johnny(concerned): Oh, no! Oh, no, please?!
Later, Agumon sneezed and that sneeze of his was very obnoxcious the table exploded and the toys went flying and landed on Johnny covering him.
Johnny: Oh, no, no! Help!
Johnny is offended as he takes the My Little Pony face cloth off him.
Johnny: Why did I ever invite that digital monster to lunch? Why, oh, why, oh, why?
That's it for part 3 alias Act III. Stick around for part 4 thus the final act of the first chapter and after that, Chapter 2: The Blustery Day for I will work on it soon. Part 4, that is!