Hey! Did you all have a great Halloween? I know I did! Anyways, here is the first episode of my new adventures series idea, The Guilmon Adventures Series, "We're Back: A Cartoon All-Star's Story". The parody version of We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story and my very own! Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this part.
Digimon belongs to Saban and Bandai.
We're Back: A Dinosaur Story belongs to Universal.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles belongs to Mirage.
ETO Rangers belongs to Shaft.
Stitch belongs to Disney.
Chima belongs to Lego.
Pacman belongs to Namco.
Mega Man belongs to Capcom.
The Mask belongs to Dark Horse and Sunbow.
ALF belongs to Alien Productions.
Intro:
I love adventure! Nothing's better to me!
(scene with Guilmon and friends discovering a giant clam opening)
Than a journey down to the ocean floor!
(scene with ALF/Gordon exploring)
Or a close encounter with a dinosaur!
(scene with Guilmon and the gang getting Bakumaru out of a Carnivine's mouth)
Oh, I love adventure! Hope you're ready to see!
(scene with Guilmon in a vortex)
We're on a roll again, ready to go again!
(scene with Professor Pretorius revealing himself to the audience)
I love adventure!
Leonardo(singing): We'll slip and slide!
Cream(singing): With a zip-a-dee zoom!
Pleakley(singing): Go loop-de-loop in the mourn! Hee-haw!
Razar(singing): Travelling into the sun!
Guilmon(singing): Hope you wanna have fun! Hey! Come on, everybody!
Guilmon and friends(singing): I love adventure! Nothing's better to me! Than a journey down to the ocean floor or a close encounter with a dinosaur! Oh, I love Adventure!
Cast:
Guilmon as Rex
Pac as Woog(extras with Pac, Spiral and Cylindria)
Bakumaru as Dweeb(extras with Bakumaru, Hols, Gaou, Cream, Drago, Nyorori, Pakaracchi, Souffle, Monk, Tart, Pochiro and Urii)
Laval as Elsa(extras with Laval, Eris, Cragger, Gorzan, Rogan, Belvic, Worriz and Razar)
Extras: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Micheangelo), Stitch, Yuna, Jumbaa, Pleakley, Taro, Reuben, Kijimunna, Bojo, Sparky, Felix, Angel, Hull, Husk, Foxy Beige and Pilolo
Eddie as Vorb
Dr. Light as Captain Neweyes
Louie as himself
Cecilia as herself
Professor Pretorius as Professor Screweyes
ALF/Gordon as Stubbs the Clown
Buster as himself
Kirby O'Neil as Dr. Bleeb
Mother Bird as herself
Father Bird as himself
The episode begins at a golf course where a golfer is playing golf. After the ball is hit, next to it is a tree that is filled with a family of birds. Four of them are playing ball but only three of them were teasing the little one only to say that he can't catch it due to his size and he is not enjoying this game at all. One of the big birds hits the little one on the head with the ball which turns out to be an acorn and they all laughed in his face. As they play with the ball some more, the little bird gets up growling with anger just to be annoyed and is knocked down again because of his siblings catching the ball. Later on, their parents came along with a worm for their dinner. The little bird sees them with the worm and is about to his until his siblings came and pushed him over for they want the worm also. The little bird growls again and gets back up.
Little Bird: Hey, hey, hey! What about me? What about me?
Father Bird: Here's food! Fight over it!
The father bird drops the worm to the birds and they start to have a tug-a-war with it. The mother bird doesn't think that it's such a wise idea to do.
Mother Bird: Now, George!
George(Father Bird's real name): Only when they learn!
As the parents leave, the little bird holds on tight to the worm and the three big ones hold on it. The three birds let go of the worm and the little one falls on back with it on his head. The little bird screams as his siblings jump on him to get the worm. The worm makes a quick get away and crawls out of the knot hole spitting it the birds as it leaves. The little bird has been pushed out of the knot hole and is starting to feel sad.
Little Bird: It was not fair!
Mother Bird(coming towards the little bird cuddling him): Oh, baby! My sweet baby!
Big Birds(teasing the little bird): Momma's little birdie! Momma's little birdie! He's so adorable!
Little Bird(getting annoyed): Mom, don't do that! You're acting like I just hatched! What am I, a chick?(seeing the birds still teasing him) Guess the writing's on the wall. It's time to leave the nest.
Mother Bird: Buster, wait! You're still too young!
Buster(the little bird's real name getting ready to fly): Just flying to snap! It's like I've never done this before!
A golf car comes by and out of it comes a red reptilian Digimon resembling Agumon, the leader of the other adventure team, the Digi-Squad but only bigger and with patterns all over his body. His name is Guilmon. He comes out of his car with a golfling uniform and begins to hit the same ball which was his in the beginning of the episode into the hole as Buster says to his mother that she doesn't need to bother.
Buster: I expect the post office to take me some place warm! Miami, maybe Cuba! Arivadarci, Momma!
Buster's mother was about to see him fly but instead she gasps and sees him falling down and lands on Guilmon's ball. Guilmon did not know that Buster was on his ball but Buster does as he sees his club. Guilmon hits the ball with Buster on it while the little bird goes for a roll into the golf hole. Buster was so lucky that he was okay until Guilmon picks him up instead of his ball.
Buster: Hey!
Guilmon: Whoa, there, little fella! Where did you fall from?
Buster(landing on his snout): No place! Just leave me alone!
Guilmon: No place? No place? Never been there! What's your name?
Buster: Buster!
Guilmon: Well, Buster, don't you have a mom somewhere that is probably worried about you?
Buster: Hehehe! Yeah!
After hearing Buster laugh, Guilmon hits his ball with the peg on the grass still and lots of it off and it hits the pond prompting a fish to swim for his life.
Guilmon(cleaning his club): So what are you going to deputy-deputy do now?
Buster: I'm going to run away and um, join the circus!
Guilmon: Oh, the circus! The circus! Now you're talking sense. The circus is an ocean with some SPACE!
Guilmon hits his ball out of the water as dew drops from the pond hit another tree which made a flock of crows to fly out of it.
Guilmon: You know, I once met a boy who ran away and joined the circus.
Buster: Hey, ain't you Guilmon, Ryo Vulpes' Digimon partner from the Tuffcats in the Dave Felis' Adventures Series and Takoto Muski's Digimon partner from the Sega Unit Patrol Squad alias Team Robot in the Emerl's Adventures Series?
Guilmon: Why, yes! I was part of those two adventure teams. From tooth to toe I am!
Buster: Then what are you doing here in the Agumon's Adventures Series as well as the ETO Rangers and Thundercats' Adventures Series?
Guilmon: You see, Buster, I, too, have an adventure series of my own which is this own the viewers are watching. The ETO Rangers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, ALF or should I say, "Gordon Shumway", Stitch, Yuna and I are part of their adventure teams, The Mugen Gang, The Hundred Acre Wood Alliance, The Quack Pack Heroes Adventure Team and most importantly, The Tuffcats and The Sega Unit Patrol Squad thus Team Robot. But...we weren't always a part of those teams.
Buster: You and the other groups weren't?
Guilmon: No! No, siree! We formed a team of our own with two other groups and some old friends of Sitch and Yuna's!
Buster: Whoa! Really?!
Guilmon: This was after we were part of those adventure teams of ours, you understand? After we were part of those adventure teams of ours! I was a real terror in my dangerous mega level, Megidramon in the digital world then! I was a real animal and I was hungry all the time!
The story goes back in time to the Digital World, home of the Digimon. It was after the defeat of the two villain teams, the Dragozaur Empire and the Eggpire and their leaders, Diamond Ryugu and Dr. Eggman. A small Digimon named, Shoutmon(not to get confused with Guilmon or Veemon) was running for his life just to stay away from Guilmon's evil mega level, Megidramon. Shoutmon runs under a tree but Megidramon takes one of its roots off with his claws and goes after him until a strange ship which is travelling in time and space comes along. Megidramon grabs Shoutmon by the legs with his snake-like tail and is about to eat him when suddenly, the ship bumps into his head and falls on the ground releasing Shoutmon as the red little digimon runs off. Megidramon gets up and charges at the ship as it lands. Out of the ship comes a green two-legged robot named Eddie with a cereal box and is amazed that he has found a customer of his own or should I say patient.
Eddie: Aha! A potential customer! (whistles)Oh, ho! Hello, madam! Or sir! This is your lucky day! You are in for a delicious selection your galaxy, your planet, your neighbourhood! Hold on to your tail now, kiddo! You, yes, you should get a hold of this new protein of calcium and vitamin! Yes! Ha ha! (pushing himself toward Megidramon)Here before your eyes, I have a product! (gulps) A revolutionary product! You haven't seen stuff like this before! Brain Grain Cereal! Ha ha ha! (whistles again) Take one bite, you'll have an idea. Take two bites, you'll have a big idea. After this, you'll be smart! And it comes in two flavours, regular and sodium 9. Ha ha!
Eddie leads Megidramon to the ship.
Eddie: Chose your flavour, partner! You'll get this! (brings a tray topped with boxes of the cereal he is holding as Megidramon chomps on it)Remember your manners, you big mouth snook! You grabby carnivore!
Megidramon roars and Eddie screams with terror just to get away from his chomping.
Eddie: That's it! I'm irritated! I'm going back to the ship!
Megidramon was about to catch Eddie again but gets caught by the door which was all part of the little robot's plan. A mechanical arm holds on to Megidramon and another one poors a pile of the Brain Grain cereal down his throat with a funnel.
Eddie: Ha, ha! Lunch time!
As the arms let go his Megidramon, the digital beastie chomps on the cereal and is about to de-evolve from Wargrowlmon back to his rookie level, Guilmon.
Guilmon(singing): Row! Your boat! Gently down the stream! Ma?
Eddie: What a personality! Thank goodness to grow monger! It takes 4200s of brain grain to jump down that skull of yours, pal!(whistling) How about some more? Ha, ha, ha!
Guilmon chomps on the cereal box with Eddie holding it as the green robot is about to get out and the arm hits the red digimon spitting Eddie out as the other one waves its finger at him.
Guilmon: Lunch? What's lunch?
The next scene takes us to Eddie server some other characters some of their favourite foods, pizza, hot dogs, onigiri(triangular rice balls), cooked carrots, bananas, corn, sandwiches, sushi, takoyaki(grilled octous in dough balls), curry, pineapple, bean jelly, salads and honey cakes. A yellow orb grabs some hot dogs and eats 'em and his friends who are also orbs like him but are red and pink take some of them and eat them, too. Eddie offers another group some hot dogs along with bananas, a salad and honey cakes. The first one is a lion, the second one is an eagle, the third one is a crocodile, the fourth one is a gorilla, the fifth one is a rhino, the sixth one is a bear, the seventh one is a wolf and the last one is a raven. As they enjoy their meal, one of them which is the bear burps and pardons himself.
Bear: Oh, oh, excuse me!
Another group of animals are enjoying their meals, too. They were having hot dogs, onigiri, cooked carrots, bananas and corn. The first one is a mouse, the second one is an ox, the third one is a tiger, the fourth one is a rabbit, the fifth one is a dragon, the sixth one is a snake with invisible arms with gloves on the hands, the seventh one is a horse, the eighth one is a sheep, the ninth one is a monkey, the tenth one is a chicken, the eleventh one is a dog and the last one is a boar. The ox gobbles his onigiri down and burps. On the other side, Eddie, offers four turtles with ninja gear and masks some pizza. The first one in blue haves some with peanut butter, marshmellow, banana, honey, chocolate, jelly and whipped cream. The second one in purple haves some with anchovies, yogurt, peanut butter and pepperoni. The third one in red haves some with bacon, blue berries, pecans and chocolate chips and the last one in orange haves some with ham, jam, cheese and peas. Eddie later on offers a disney/anime group also some hot dogs, sandwiches, sushi, takoyaki, curry, pineapple and bean jelly. The first one is an alien experiment know as 626, the second one is a young martial artist girl, the third one is a four-eyed alien, the fourth one is a one-eyed alien, the fifth one is dorky boy with spectacles, the sixth one is another experiment know as 625, the seventh one is a yokai with eyes being covered by his hair with his nostrils sticking out, the eighth one is a yokai resembling No Face from Spirited Away, the ninth one is yet another experiment know as 221, the tenth one, 010, the eleventh one, 624, the next two are yokai that look like pineapples, the fourteenth one is a shapeshifting fox and the last one is another yokai resembling a cross between an umbrella and a mushroom. They were all enjoying their meals when Guilmon came along.
Eddie: Hey, check out the other grain brain graduates! I have to check out with Dr. Light! It's social!
Eddie pushes Guilmon over to introduce himself to the other characters. Guilmon is so bashful to meet them.
Guilmon: Hi, everybody! My name is...
Guilmon takes a look at his collar to read it properly until he learns that it is upside down and turns it so he can read it properly this time.
Guilmon: My name is Guilmon! Hey, how did I do that?
Lion: I'm Laval! Prince of the Lion Tribe and leader of my crew of warriors.
Eagle: I'm Eris! Princess of the Eagle Tribe and the only female of this crew of warriors.
Crocodile: I'm Cragger! Prince of the Crocodile Tribe and brains of the crew.
Gorilla: I'm Gorzan! Leader of the Gorilla Tribe and the coolest dude of the crew.
Rhino: I'm Rogan! Leader of the Rhino Tribe and expert of the crew.
Bear: I'm Belvic! Leader of the Bear Tribe and also relaxing to the crew sometimes.
Wolf: I'm Worriz! Leader of the Wolf Tribe and fighter of the crew.
Raven: And I'm Razar! Leader of the Raven Tribe and navigator of this here crew.
Laval: We are enchanted and delighted to make your acquaintance, Guilmon!(laughs)
Eris: Oh, pardon Laval's sense of humor! He can be more of a silly cat at times.
Guilmon(clearing his throat): Yeah! Okay!
Yellow Orb: Hey! I'm Pacman! But you can call me, "Pac" for short!
Red Orb: I'm Spiral!
Pink Orb: And I'm Cylindria! But you can call me Cyli!
Pac: Would you like a hot dog or as my friends and I would say, Pac Dog?
Guilmon smells the hot dog and sucks it into his nostril.
Guilmon: Is it good?
Spiral: Is it good?! Words fail our ghost chomping buddy!
Cylindria: How many did we have so far, Nyorori?
Nyorori(the snake's real name): 250 and that fits everything! Nyorori!
Turtle in Orange: Take it on your faith, dude! You'll have a hot dog bad!
Mouse: Hi, I'm Bakumaru! The leader of my group and friends, the twelve warriors of the Chinese Zodiac, the mighty ETO Rangers.
Ox: I'm Hols! Not the smart one but I always get used to these sort of things.
Tiger: I'm Gaou! Fiercest and wild.
Rabbit: I'm Cream! Cute and the first female! And also the beloved one of Bakumaru here!(winks at Bakumaru)
Bakumaru laughs while he's feeling blushed.
Dragon: I'm Drago! Wisest of the Rangers!
Nyorori: I'm Nyorori! The smart one!
Horse: I'm Pakaracchi! Greatest athlete ever!
Sheep: I'm Souffle! I know, my name means "puff" in french! I am fluffy, you know?
Monkey: I'm Monk! The wild one!
Chicken: I'm Tart! The tomboyish tough cookie!
Dog: I'm Pochiro! Samurai expert!
Boar: And I'm Urii! The youngest of the rangers! Bakumaru's my hero, by the way.
Bakumaru: Urii, please?! You're embarassing me!
Turtle in Blue: I'm Leonardo! The leader of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Turtle in Purple: I'm Donatello! Smart, intelligent and the greatest inventor of the heroes in a half shell.
Turtle in Red: I'm Raphael! Wise cracker with a great sense of humor!
Turtle in Orange: And I'm Micheangelo! Party animal who is always in the mood for surfing, comics, monster movies and pizza!
626: I'm Stitch! Loyal to O'hana which means family and no one gets left behind!
Girl: My name is Yuna! Stitch's best friend and excellent martial arts teacher!
Four-Eyed Alien: Professor Jumbaa Jookiba is the name! Doing genius work studies is my gain!
One-Eyed Alien: I'm Wendy Pleakley! But you can still call me Pleakley! I'm always used to cooking and cleaning as well as some other stuff especially with great discoveries, too! Fascinating, isn't it?
Boy with Glasses: I'm Taro! Yuna's friend and student! I'm not so much brave as I used to but thanks to Yuna, I can get over these things that I get in to.
625: I'm Reuben! I'm not used to evil stuff these days, but I do make awesome sandwiches.
Yokai with eyes covered by hair: I'm Kijimuna! I maybe small but I'm also tough when it comes to fighting an opponent.
Yoai resembling Shy Guy: I'm Bojo! The greatest artist who makes arts come to life with the help of my mojo, which is my tail.
221: I'm Sparky! Shocking and Stitch's first cousin.
010: I'm Felix! Always wanted to keep everything clean and neat! Dirty, dirty, dirty!
624: I'm Angel! Boojiboo to my boojiboo!
Stitch: Love you, boojiboo!
Yuna: That's stitch language for honey!
Pineapple Yokai: I'm Hull and this is my brother Husk!
Husk: We like pineapple like everyone though, but only the skin.
Fox Yokai: I'm Foxy Beige but my suga' yokai friends just call me Foxy! I may be girl, you know what I mean but I'm excellent in my shape-shifting ability.
Umbrella/Mushroom Yokai: And I am Pilolo! I'm very gentle to all things in different shapes and sizes, plus I also send them to dreamland by making them fall to sleep with my feeling hands so they can have pleasant dreams.
Cragger: And speaking of hot dog, I better have mustard on this one!
Razar: And don't forget the saurkraut! I am amazed by the saurkraut!
Raphael: He began to start "raven" mad!
Raphael laughs as Razar gets annoyed with him.
Razar(smiling again): I was! I began to start raven mad!(laughs) I was a bit of a sneak back in the day.
Eris: Guilmon, I feel such a fool but I say of you! Like Laval, you are a rough and handsome fellow.
(laughs) Forgive me! I'm so flighty!
Guilmon laughs, too, clears his throat and walks up to sit with the ETO Rangers and Laval and his fellow warriors as he smells the food.
Guilmon: Smells good!
Pochiro offers Guilmon a hot dog and the red digimon takes a bite of it and then realizes that it's delicious.
Guilmon: Hey! That's what I call, "LUCNCH"!
Guilmon's voice was so loud it shook the ship a little bit.
Monk(laughing): Lunch? That what your kind used to call mine!
Guilmon: Hey! I'm sorry about the way almost all of my kind have acted due to being digi-minions to digi-villains! My evil mega level was a real animal!
Eris: We all have regrets, Guilmon!
Pac: Tell me about it! The things I've been doing! Such as getting carried away about eating food and not saving some for others!
Cylindria: Pac, you know we always understand that!
Spiral: Besides, everybody can make a mistake!
Tart: I did some stuff to Bakumaru that's very inappropriate! Such as hurting him too many times when I believe that he's always annoying!
Stitch: I did some bad deeds, too than just some good deeds. Every time I try to do something, it usually ends up being bad deed.
Yuna: It's alright, Stitch! You're not the only one who gets carried away, that is!
Leonardo: We kinda did a few damages while helping the citizens of New York but we always know that there are a lot of people who understand that we were just trying to help.
Donatello: Well, almost everyone!
Cragger: And I had to let my sniveling sister brain-wash me with a hypnotising, few spraying plant which made me to do terrible stuff that affected Laval and my friendship with each other.
Pakaracchi: Lets face it! We learn from our mistakes!
Guilmon: Wow!
As night falls, Eddie was at another room helping to give some grass and water pokemon the nutrition they need to get healthy and strong as a hand of a proud doctor wipes some dew drops off of the leaf of a Sunflora. Later on, Guilmon, Leonardo, Bakumaru, Stitch, Laval, Pac and their friends took an elevator up to Doctor Light's lab and check the place out when they arrived.
Dr. Light: Greetings, friends and welcome to my ship! I'm Dr. Light! I live in the far future where all the species and all the planets had to learn and get along. Right, Eddie?
Eddie: That's the truth, skipper!
Dr. Light: I've made a fortune out of my brain grain cereal! I'm now in my golden years and now I'm trying to get something back. I'm trying to make a few wishes come ture! And to that end, I've invented this!
Dr. Light shows the cartoon all-stars a new invention of his resembling a radio as it reveals itself from behind the curtains. The radio resembles across bewteen radio from the Brave Little Toaster and the tough radio from Bonkers.
Dr. Light: It's a wish radio!
He walks up to it and explains to them how it will work.
Dr. Light: With it, I can listen to whatever people are wishing for. Especially young people because they wish the loudest! Now let me tune in this one station to middle future.
Light switches the arrow to Middle Future so he can hear what the young people's wishes are. Bubbles come out of it and they show children laughs.
That's it for part 1. Stick around for part 2 for I will work on it soon.